145 definitions by Shuaman

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 9, 2021

Foodie call

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

sleep depraved

When you keep having sexy dreams.

I'm so sleep depraved at the moment, I'm having wet dreams every night!

by Shuaman February 27, 2019

previous

British term for having a criminal record.

That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?

Plenty, armed robbery for starters.

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

previous

Overly hasty in acting or drawing a conclusion. Mainly British usage.

I said 'have a line,' not 'do up the whole gram.'

Yeah, I got a little previous on that one.

by Shuaman October 11, 2018

slappie

n. A slap up dinner, a feast.

You up for a movie and a slappie somewhere in town later?

by Shuaman October 21, 2018