Shitastic's definitions

Anyways

misuse of anyway, never the less, an excuse to change topics, fuck off mofo

male:hey there seksy sugar!
bitch:anyways...
male:(well at least she didn't slap me)
bitch:anyways, before i bitch slap yo ass back to yo mo's
male:well why don't you just anyways yourself!
bitch:anyways...

by shitastic October 11, 2004

rugby league

A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.

To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.

Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...

Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as speed over there.

If you see a spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.

at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings

the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting

Rugby league, the game played in hell.

by shitastic January 13, 2006

wallace and gromit

3 time oscar winning show...episodes last 30 minutes each

wallace and gromit revived the near obsolete wensleydale cheese

by Shitastic December 26, 2004

drummer

Rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist

A:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!

by shitastic October 11, 2004

try

equivalent to an american football touchdown, a try = 5 points during international games where a rugby player touches down the rugby ball in the opposition's end zone without a knockon dropping the ball forward, a try can be achieved by sliding through the grass and pass the tryline, kicked through to the endzone then touched down, mauled in similar to a ruck but a player carrying the ball is being driven forward, or a try can be achived simply by a player running through, around, under the opposition

1)I'm trying get a try but the more i try the less tries i get so i must try not to try to get a try

2)Forwards can't score a try even if they tried

3)The winger retired when the hooker scored more tries than him

by shitastic October 9, 2004