Shitastic's definitions

wallace and gromit

3 time oscar winning show...episodes last 30 minutes each

wallace and gromit revived the near obsolete wensleydale cheese

by Shitastic December 26, 2004

digital suicide

Deleting all or most of your information from the internet namely social networking sites such as your facebook, twitter, xanga accounts.

Rocky: Did you hear about Frederic's death?

Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.

Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.

by shitastic May 5, 2010

bertuzzi

Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete

-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion

-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly

-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone

-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score

by Shitastic December 27, 2004

drummer

Rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist

A:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!

by shitastic October 11, 2004

try

equivalent to an american football touchdown, a try = 5 points during international games where a rugby player touches down the rugby ball in the opposition's end zone without a knockon dropping the ball forward, a try can be achieved by sliding through the grass and pass the tryline, kicked through to the endzone then touched down, mauled in similar to a ruck but a player carrying the ball is being driven forward, or a try can be achived simply by a player running through, around, under the opposition

1)I'm trying get a try but the more i try the less tries i get so i must try not to try to get a try

2)Forwards can't score a try even if they tried

3)The winger retired when the hooker scored more tries than him

by shitastic October 9, 2004