Shb99's definitions
Liquor, Guns, Bacon, Titties, and Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties
Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties
Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
by Shb99 December 9, 2021
Get the LGBTQmug. The Hyundai Genesis was one of the most badass vehicles that Hyundai made until they fucked up in 2012 by adding a shitty 8 speed automatic and adding gasoline direct injected in both of their V6 and V8 engines as well. It is the first rear wheel drive vehicle that Hyundai has ever made. As when it was released in 2009, the V6 model had about 290 horsepower with an estimate of 264 pound feet of torque while being connected to an Aisin 6 speed automatic transmission (which are truthfully one of the best transmissions ever made) and the V8 model had about 378 horsepower with an estimate of 333 pound feet of torque while being connected to a ZF 6 speed automatic (very dependable but the Aisin is hell of a lot better). Both engines from the first few years of the Genesis were Multi Port Injected too and it tends to be a lot more dependable than the ones with the gasoline direct injection. So if you'd like to get a vehicle that's like a Lexus but hell of a lot cheaper, the Hyundai Genesis would be your best bet. But if it's from 2012 and onward, good luck dealing with all the problems it has on it! But if it's from 2009-11, you're definitely lucky and smart enough to not get one of those later models!
Mercedes Benz Owner: "Fucking aye man, my car is so badass! I be getting chicks 24/7 because of this!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"
Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"
Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"
by Shb99 November 17, 2022
Get the Hyundai Genesismug. Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!
by Shb99 March 17, 2022
Get the Golden Valley, AZmug. Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.
The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!
"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"
"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"
by Shb99 September 10, 2022
Get the Takismug. You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!
"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
by Shb99 August 4, 2022
Get the The Denny's Grand Slammug. The (unofficial) 46th president of our country and he's fucked up a lot of shit right now. Some examples are pretty obvious when you see that the gas prices are at least five bucks for one fucking gallon! Also leaving behind some of our troops to be killed by the Taliban and of course..... "Inflation"! Just like what I said about the gas prices, it's not the only thing that has the prices risen up. Cars, groceries, rental homes and apartments, etc. Truthfully if Trump hadn't had his election stolen, this shit about Russia invading Ukraine wouldn't be happening at all and to be honest, I don't care if anyone gets mad about what I'm saying because what's happening right now is seriously getting extremely fucked up. Anyways, I don't know how some people can be so fucking stupid to have someone with early Alzheimer's be in charge of our own damn country! His son is a perv, his wife is a dumbass, and so is Kamala Harris (Biden's vice president). Let's go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden!
Biden Supporter: "Fuck Donald Trump! He's the reason why our country is fucked up!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
by Shb99 March 20, 2022
Get the Joe Bidenmug. A town almost two hours away from good old Las Vegas. It's very popular for a visitor's town due to some of their casinos and their shitty ass mall as well. The residential area is nowhere as cool as the casino area unless if you're retired and/or choose to live your life away in a desert shit hole four miles west from the casinos and going get shit faced at the Colorado River which cuts through Bullhead City on the Arizona side. If you're a teen or young adult that ever tends to move anywhere in this tri-state area, don't move to Laughlin! Bullhead, Fort Mohave, and/or Lake Havasu would be your best bet.
"Dude!!!! Laughlin, NV is so cool! There casinos are cool too!"
Other person: "Nah, not really, the rez is ass and a few casinos like the Edgewater, Colorado Belle, and the Pioneer aren't the great. Go to the Riverside or Harrah's if you want your life to be awesome!"
Other person: "Nah, not really, the rez is ass and a few casinos like the Edgewater, Colorado Belle, and the Pioneer aren't the great. Go to the Riverside or Harrah's if you want your life to be awesome!"
by Shb99 November 28, 2021
Get the Laughlin, NVmug.