Shb99's definitions

LGBTQ

Liquor, Guns, Bacon, Titties, and Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties

Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!

Fuck the LGBTQ community! The only one us smart fellas would fuck with would be truthfully awesome!

by Shb99 December 9, 2021

Golden Valley, AZ

Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!

Golden Valley, AZ is so garbage, it makes Kingman look as good as Beverly Hills!

by Shb99 March 17, 2022

Hyundai Genesis

The Hyundai Genesis was one of the most badass vehicles that Hyundai made until they fucked up in 2012 by adding a shitty 8 speed automatic and adding gasoline direct injected in both of their V6 and V8 engines as well. It is the first rear wheel drive vehicle that Hyundai has ever made. As when it was released in 2009, the V6 model had about 290 horsepower with an estimate of 264 pound feet of torque while being connected to an Aisin 6 speed automatic transmission (which are truthfully one of the best transmissions ever made) and the V8 model had about 378 horsepower with an estimate of 333 pound feet of torque while being connected to a ZF 6 speed automatic (very dependable but the Aisin is hell of a lot better). Both engines from the first few years of the Genesis were Multi Port Injected too and it tends to be a lot more dependable than the ones with the gasoline direct injection. So if you'd like to get a vehicle that's like a Lexus but hell of a lot cheaper, the Hyundai Genesis would be your best bet. But if it's from 2012 and onward, good luck dealing with all the problems it has on it! But if it's from 2009-11, you're definitely lucky and smart enough to not get one of those later models!

Mercedes Benz Owner: "Fucking aye man, my car is so badass! I be getting chicks 24/7 because of this!"

Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"

Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"

Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"

by Shb99 November 17, 2022

Takis

Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.

The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!

"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"

by Shb99 September 10, 2022

Laughlin, NV

A town almost two hours away from good old Las Vegas. It's very popular for a visitor's town due to some of their casinos and their shitty ass mall as well. The residential area is nowhere as cool as the casino area unless if you're retired and/or choose to live your life away in a desert shit hole four miles west from the casinos and going get shit faced at the Colorado River which cuts through Bullhead City on the Arizona side. If you're a teen or young adult that ever tends to move anywhere in this tri-state area, don't move to Laughlin! Bullhead, Fort Mohave, and/or Lake Havasu would be your best bet.

"Dude!!!! Laughlin, NV is so cool! There casinos are cool too!"
Other person: "Nah, not really, the rez is ass and a few casinos like the Edgewater, Colorado Belle, and the Pioneer aren't the great. Go to the Riverside or Harrah's if you want your life to be awesome!"

by Shb99 November 28, 2021

The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!

"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"

*Crowd moshing*

"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!

by Shb99 August 4, 2022

Searchlight, NV

A small town where people heading to Las Vegas from Laughlin and Bullhead to take a break for the most attractive gas station in the town known to be the dope ass Chevron with a Terrible Herbst's casino and a shitty ass McDonald's. Lots of old people live there as well as some dumbass teens that'll fuck you up for your looks.

"Damn bro, I gotta pee man! Where's the perfect pit stop?!"
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!

by Shb99 March 17, 2021