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A town in the desolate part of San Bernardino county. Has the best dispensaries out of the entire tri state area as well. Other than that, there's not that much shit to do, this place is filled with loads of fucking tweakers, and most areas in this town are completely run down. Whatever you do, don't fucking move to this town unless your rich!
by Shb99 August 9, 2021
Get the Needles, CAmug. Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.
Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
by Shb99 February 2, 2022
Get the Drake Bellmug. A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
Get the Toyota Land Cruisermug. One of the unappreciated thrash metal bands from the Bronx area that have pure talent and ripped your faces off while listening to their first two albums "Tortured Existence" and "Epidemic of Violence". Songs with complex riffing and some kick ass solos that gives you a major eargasm, fucking worth listening to. Time Bomb is their last album released for now while they've gone towards a groove metal sound but still kicks ass. The band broke up a year after releasing Time Bomb but reunited 21 years later. Hopefully we'll hear from them making a new album that will show metal is not dead at all!
Fuck yeah man! Demolition Hammer is sick as fuck! Their riffs make you wanna nut! That's how good they are!
by Shb99 August 9, 2021
Get the Demolition Hammermug. A small town where people heading to Las Vegas from Laughlin and Bullhead to take a break for the most attractive gas station in the town known to be the dope ass Chevron with a Terrible Herbst's casino and a shitty ass McDonald's. Lots of old people live there as well as some dumbass teens that'll fuck you up for your looks.
"Damn bro, I gotta pee man! Where's the perfect pit stop?!"
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
by Shb99 March 17, 2021
Get the Searchlight, NVmug. The Hyundai Equus is an overlooked luxury vehicle that has been around for a while until it had been renamed the Genesis G90 in 2017. The first generation was released in 1999 and it hasn't been marketed to the United States until the second generation had been released in 2009. For a Korean made vehicle, it's too luxurious to be a Hyundai! No wonder they didn't badge the vehicle with it's Hyundai logo! But hey, if you wanna get a good deal (pretty much) on a luxurious sedan with a shit ton of bells and whistles along with a nice size V8, this is you're best bet!
"Man, the Hyundai Equus is so bitchin! But truthfully, I'd rather have the Genesis sedan since the Equus is way too much for me! I love the Equus, don't get me wrong! But I wouldn't picture myself driving that car at all, lol!
by Shb99 August 4, 2022
Get the Hyundai Equusmug. The (unofficial) 46th president of our country and he's fucked up a lot of shit right now. Some examples are pretty obvious when you see that the gas prices are at least five bucks for one fucking gallon! Also leaving behind some of our troops to be killed by the Taliban and of course..... "Inflation"! Just like what I said about the gas prices, it's not the only thing that has the prices risen up. Cars, groceries, rental homes and apartments, etc. Truthfully if Trump hadn't had his election stolen, this shit about Russia invading Ukraine wouldn't be happening at all and to be honest, I don't care if anyone gets mad about what I'm saying because what's happening right now is seriously getting extremely fucked up. Anyways, I don't know how some people can be so fucking stupid to have someone with early Alzheimer's be in charge of our own damn country! His son is a perv, his wife is a dumbass, and so is Kamala Harris (Biden's vice president). Let's go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden!
Biden Supporter: "Fuck Donald Trump! He's the reason why our country is fucked up!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
by Shb99 March 20, 2022
Get the Joe Bidenmug.