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Skeletal Remains

One out of a few death metal bands within these modern shitty days that's brutal as fuck within an old fashioned way. Based out of Whittier, California. With influences like Death, Obituary, Pestilence, Gorguts, etc., This band definitely knows what the fuck they're doing when it comes to making music. Yeah, the band has gone through 10 members already while the frontman and guitarist Chris Monroy is one out of two of the original members of the band, but who gives a fuck! The band has it's original roots from when they first started and it's amazing how they would keep it that way! Skeletal Remains has released four studio albums and soon to record their fifth one anytime this year. Their later material has been played with seven strings as well which makes their shit even more brutal! but again, it's all original roots. No way they're letting themselves go! So if you like old fashioned death metal and looking for a newer band that plays that type of shit, then Skeletal Remains is the perfect band for you! They definitely kick ass no matter what!

Dude! You gotta check out Skeletal Remains! They're fucking awesome! It's pretty rare these days to find true death metal that has an old fashioned style like all other death metal bands in the 90s! Check them out now! You'll never regret listening to them!!!

by Shb99 May 8, 2023

Toyota Tundra

Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!

New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!

Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!

New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!

Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!

50 years later.......

"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!

Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"

New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")

To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......

by Shb99 December 1, 2022

Laughlin, NV

A town almost two hours away from good old Las Vegas. It's very popular for a visitor's town due to some of their casinos and their shitty ass mall as well. The residential area is nowhere as cool as the casino area unless if you're retired and/or choose to live your life away in a desert shit hole four miles west from the casinos and going get shit faced at the Colorado River which cuts through Bullhead City on the Arizona side. If you're a teen or young adult that ever tends to move anywhere in this tri-state area, don't move to Laughlin! Bullhead, Fort Mohave, and/or Lake Havasu would be your best bet.

"Dude!!!! Laughlin, NV is so cool! There casinos are cool too!"
Other person: "Nah, not really, the rez is ass and a few casinos like the Edgewater, Colorado Belle, and the Pioneer aren't the great. Go to the Riverside or Harrah's if you want your life to be awesome!"

by Shb99 November 28, 2021

Kia Challenge

The Kia Challenge is one hell of a viral trend on Tik Tok where these dumbfucks without a damn driver's license or barely have any money to afford a car ends up going up to any Hyundai, Kia, and/or Genesis vehicle to break in it and fuck up the whole top chunk behind the steering wheel and use a USB cable to start it up and drive away. Way to go Hyundai! Hopefully by now, that company would make their security systems improve but who knows.

Who in the living fuck would anyone do the Kia Challenge?!!!! Get a damn fucking license to anyone that plans to do this and get a permanent vacation to the gray bar hotel so you won't have to go there, fucking idiots!

by Shb99 August 1, 2022

Hyundai Equus

The Hyundai Equus is an overlooked luxury vehicle that has been around for a while until it had been renamed the Genesis G90 in 2017. The first generation was released in 1999 and it hasn't been marketed to the United States until the second generation had been released in 2009. For a Korean made vehicle, it's too luxurious to be a Hyundai! No wonder they didn't badge the vehicle with it's Hyundai logo! But hey, if you wanna get a good deal (pretty much) on a luxurious sedan with a shit ton of bells and whistles along with a nice size V8, this is you're best bet!

"Man, the Hyundai Equus is so bitchin! But truthfully, I'd rather have the Genesis sedan since the Equus is way too much for me! I love the Equus, don't get me wrong! But I wouldn't picture myself driving that car at all, lol!

by Shb99 August 4, 2022

The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!

"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"

*Crowd moshing*

"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!

by Shb99 August 4, 2022

Takis

Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.

The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!

"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"

by Shb99 September 10, 2022