Shawn E.'s definitions

aol

a haven for newbies whose vocabulary weapon of choice is lol!!!!11 and pedophiles. Hates cable modems with a passion because they see their phone bill kickbacks going down the drain.

Child molestors and kiddie porn collectors use AOL 'cause they don't know any better.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

George Orwell

BBC reporter turned influential author.

I'm glad kids are being forced to read Orwell. It's a lot better than the other crap they'd be reading otherwise.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003