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altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.
Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.
by Shawn E. November 12, 2003
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NOS

term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.
I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
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rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
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real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.
Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!
by Shawn E. July 14, 2003
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Madagascar

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.
Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.
by Shawn E. April 23, 2003
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hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
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Hulkamaniac

group who follows Hulk Hogan; usually 30 year olds who still remember when they were 10 and loved Hulk Hogan.
Hulkamaniacs should realize that now that Hulk has laid off the juice he has deflated, which only accentuates his man-boobs.
by Shawn E. April 21, 2003
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