the dude

the man for his time and place

You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

by Shawn E. November 11, 2003

crimethink

thought that is detrimental to the principals of Ingsoc. Not illegal, as there is no law, but always punished by death.

If you've never read 1984, consider yourself illiterate until you have read it.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

American Dream

the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature

"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin

by Shawn E. April 27, 2003

K2

second-highest mountain on Earth; named in the 19th century by unimaginative British cartographers.

I've got nothin'.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

Hulkamaniac

group who follows Hulk Hogan; usually 30 year olds who still remember when they were 10 and loved Hulk Hogan.

Hulkamaniacs should realize that now that Hulk has laid off the juice he has deflated, which only accentuates his man-boobs.

by Shawn E. April 22, 2003

Ringo

expendable member of a group or band

Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!

by Shawn E. April 29, 2003

The Beatles

the band all others aspire to be, even your pasty idol Marilyn.

Brian Warner ain't got nothin on John, Paul or George. Maybe Ringo, but that's not Ringo's fault.

by Shawn E. April 29, 2003