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K2

second-highest mountain on Earth; named in the 19th century by unimaginative British cartographers.
I've got nothin'.
by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
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fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.
We distort, you comply.
by Shawn E. May 2, 2003
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Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.
MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.
by Shawn E. November 6, 2003
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hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
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Ringo

expendable member of a group or band
Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!
by Shawn E. April 28, 2003
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craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever
Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.
by Shawn E. April 17, 2003
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canada

country that busted its' ass to raise troops in both world wars, supply universal health care, and somehow remain statistically the safest country on Earth to live in.
Canada is a great country and I plan on moving there as soon as I can.
by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
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