Shawn E.'s definitions

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

NOS

term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.

I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

K2

second-highest mountain on Earth; named in the 19th century by unimaginative British cartographers.

I've got nothin'.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

Hulkamaniac

group who follows Hulk Hogan; usually 30 year olds who still remember when they were 10 and loved Hulk Hogan.

Hulkamaniacs should realize that now that Hulk has laid off the juice he has deflated, which only accentuates his man-boobs.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever

Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003