Definitions by Shawn E.

newspeak 

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

newspeak by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

George Orwell 

BBC reporter turned influential author.

I'm glad kids are being forced to read Orwell. It's a lot better than the other crap they'd be reading otherwise.

George Orwell by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

rice rocket 

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.

Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.

rice rocket by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

KaZaA 

ad and spyware

Quit whining and use Kazaa Lite if you don't want spyware. I swear, you moan and groan about spyware but don't do anything about it. Don't use Kazaa. Use Kazaa Lite.

KaZaA by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

NOS

term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.

I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!

NOS by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

fox news by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

microsoft 

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

microsoft by Shawn E. May 2, 2003