Shawn B.'s definitions

wannabe patriotism

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

by Shawn B. June 7, 2003

dumbknocker

Somebody who keeps knocking on your door, even if you've already invited them in. See retard or nimrod.

Otis is such a dumbknocker; I've already said, 'Come in' 5 times and he's still knocking at the door like a total idiot.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

liquid rope

What you get when you cook Ramen Noodles for too long; said of the texture and appearance.

Ack! That's not dinner; it's liquid rope! (Quit giggling, Tim, I didn't mean *that* liquid rope XD)

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Supreme Kai

A little lavender guy on DBZ. He's the ruler of the universe and he trains Gohan so he can fight Majin Boo. He also has a white mohawk and little earrings; plus he looks a little like a Nidoran-M....

Oh, who is cuddlier, J.M. or Supreme Kai? I pick J.M. because he's not lavender!

by Shawn B. May 14, 2003

Horsea

A cute little blue seahorse Pokemon that evolves into Seadra at level 32. According to RatchetBoo, Horsea and Yang Lee share a strong resemblance.

Cute Widdle Horsea- horsea horsea horsea..sea horsea.

Yang- No, I'm not your daddy...or your mommy. Quit bothering me.

Cute Widdle Horsea- Horseeaaa...horsea?

Yang- No, those big puppy-dog eyes won't work on me...why don't you go swim in the toilet or something?

by Shawn B. May 29, 2003

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

boyboobs

Tits on a dude, skinny or fat.

-You should date Cameron. He's so smart and he has lots of money.

-Blech! I'm not dating him! He has boyboobs.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003