Shawn B.'s definitions

censorship

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

Hateration

The act or process of hating on someone/something.

Stop the hateration because it will get you nowhere.

by Shawn B. March 29, 2003

random act of faggotry

When a dude suddenly does something extremely gay, like crossing his legs when he sits down. This has been known to destroy many good relationships.

My cousin's ex-girlfriend's hairdresser's nephew committed a random act of faggotry when he declined to go mountain climbing. His reason: "It'll ruin my manicure."

by Shawn B. May 18, 2003

bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.

My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Number 7

The coolest character from Dead In the Water for PSX.

Ever since I started using Number 7 on DITW, I always beat RatchetBoo.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

brainless sheep drone

Some poor fool who thinks the only way to become cool is to seek out something/someone remotely cool (usually lame or tasteless, though)and imitate it/them, be it dressing in piece of crap clothes, listening to some rapper who probably dropped out of high school or corny country singer, speaking in idiotic slang. Their efforts are usually futile and they end up being lamer than ever.

If you want to see brainless sheep drones in their natural habitat, go to TTHS. I guarantee you'll see at least 3 before you've been there one hour, or I'll personally pay for you to find a school with even more of them!

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003