Shawn B.'s definitions

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

dead jellyfish

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.

The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.

by Shawn B. April 8, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

dumb monkey

A stupid primate who swings from trees, shoves berries up his butt, and flings his poop at people.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! the dumb monkey bit my nipple off!

by Shawn B. June 4, 2003

Sesame Street

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!

Sesame Street is a classic

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

no talent whatsoever

Can be said about MOST rappers today...

These people have no talent whatsoever:
50 Cent
Ashanti
Pastor Troy
Three-6 Mafia
Kelly Clarkson
Play
LFO

by Shawn B. June 1, 2003

the cutest thing since X-men underwear

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.

Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

by Shawn B. May 29, 2003