Shawn B.'s definitions

dingus

An utterly stupid person

That guy over there is a dingus. Don't listen to anyithing he says.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

bootie chaser

A guy destined to flirt with every girl he sees in an attempt to score. Usually ugly, stupid, and in need of a bath.

Bootie chasers practically live in my school; many try to approach me, but I usually send them on their way with a "Get lost" or a " Go f**k yourself"

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

freedom fries

An example of the widespread stupidity spread by wannabe patriotism, or as someone else mentioned (I forgot your name, but you made a terrific point!), Bush's childish revenge upon France for not helping us fight.

What kind of an idiot eats freedom fries? I'd prefer french fries, like a SANE person. I love my country, but crap, you people are getting stupid.....

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

by Shawn B. September 3, 2003

Dumb Ed

The dumbest of the three main characters from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. He likes to read comics and he is always getting beat up by his fat-lipped sister Sarah.

Dumb Ed also gives us some on the funniest quotes from said cartoon:
''Gravy!''
''Slide on the soap... slide on the soap...slide on the soap...slide on the soap...''
''Cafe au lait!''
''One plus one equals one on a bun!"

by Shawn B. September 22, 2003

balloon knot

Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.

LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

baby box

Another way of saying crib, bassinet, or play pen; a place where you put your baby to play or sleep.

Mrs. France put little Janelle in her baby box so that she and Mr. France couls share some much-needed 'them time' on the veranda.

by Shawn B. December 16, 2003