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random act of faggotry

When a dude suddenly does something extremely gay, like crossing his legs when he sits down. This has been known to destroy many good relationships.
My cousin's ex-girlfriend's hairdresser's nephew committed a random act of faggotry when he declined to go mountain climbing. His reason: "It'll ruin my manicure."
by Shawn B. May 18, 2003
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spoony

Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.
E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...
by Shawn B. September 21, 2003
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CHILDREN!

Turn into ADULTS! when they turn 18 years old.
:P I couldn't resist
by Shawn B. November 28, 2003
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Fujiko

The only woman in Lupin's gang. She seems to be the jack of all trades of Lupin the 3rd; she is always either planning the next heist or out getting supplies. Fujiko also tends to seduce men into doing whatever she wants them to do.
by Shawn B. June 6, 2003
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Effective Ways to Lose Weight

Simply put, these are weight-loss methods that will work for anyone. They are simple, inexpensive, and don't require medicines or bulky, complicated machinery.

1. EAT IN MODERATION- This means don't go out and eat 6 Big Macs, 2 family sized pizzas, 4 extra-large bags of fries when a small bag of fries with a normal-szed burger will do.

2. EXERCISE MORE OFTEN- If you're a kid, participate in your PE class (No, sitting on the bleachers and discussing whether Ja-Rule is gay or not doesn't count!) frequently. If you're an adult, jog around the block or join an exercise class.

3. TRY A GREATER VARIETY OF FOODS- Don't just eat junk food and chips; try someting spicy or savory once in a while. Try to integrate more of the food groups into your daily diet as well.

4. LISTEN TO YOUR BODY- When you feel full, stop eating. It's as simple as that. Just save what you can for next time.

5. DON'T BELIEVE THE (LOW-FAT) HYPE!- Low- fat doesn't neccesarily mean 'low-fat'; it caould be loaded with dyes and added sweeteners.

6. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THOSE FAD DIETS- The only thing that will slim down is your wallet.
none needed
by Shawn B. February 6, 2006
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Hateration

The act or process of hating on someone/something.
Stop the hateration because it will get you nowhere.
by Shawn B. March 29, 2003
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Burnination

To inflict destruction upon something/someone, especially by burning
them/it. Burnination can be caused by a Trogdor's wrath, a few too many firebombs, or an overexcited Fire-type Pokemon (especially one that knows Fire Blast or Flamethrower).
...and so, FiFi the rogue Flareon laid burnination upon the desktop of Ima Jerkoff. For want of thirty minutes to do his homework upstairs, Jerkoff lost his actual homework assigment-a ten page essay on Isaac Asimov-and the respect of poor forgotten FiFi, who simply needed to empty her bladder.
by Shawn B. June 14, 2003
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