195 definitions by Shawn B.
Everywhere I turned, I saw old guys with moobs about the same size as mine. I haven't been the same since...
by Shawn B. April 4, 2003
A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.
by Shawn B. October 23, 2003
Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.
I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)
by Shawn B. October 12, 2003
A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.
Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.
by Shawn B. October 29, 2003
by Shawn B. October 19, 2003
by Shawn B. October 24, 2003
The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.
Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.
by Shawn B. December 13, 2003