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Haxor

One who uses leet and/or hacks into people's computers. Known for their abandonment of proper spelling and grammar.
Haxors are destroying the English language as we speak!
by Shawn B. May 16, 2003
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lardbag

A grossly fat person.
The new kid is a total lardbag.
by Shawn B. March 30, 2003
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bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
by Shawn B. March 28, 2003
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Number 7

The coolest character from Dead In the Water for PSX.
Ever since I started using Number 7 on DITW, I always beat RatchetBoo.
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Effective Ways to Lose Weight

Simply put, these are weight-loss methods that will work for anyone. They are simple, inexpensive, and don't require medicines or bulky, complicated machinery.

1. EAT IN MODERATION- This means don't go out and eat 6 Big Macs, 2 family sized pizzas, 4 extra-large bags of fries when a small bag of fries with a normal-szed burger will do.

2. EXERCISE MORE OFTEN- If you're a kid, participate in your PE class (No, sitting on the bleachers and discussing whether Ja-Rule is gay or not doesn't count!) frequently. If you're an adult, jog around the block or join an exercise class.

3. TRY A GREATER VARIETY OF FOODS- Don't just eat junk food and chips; try someting spicy or savory once in a while. Try to integrate more of the food groups into your daily diet as well.

4. LISTEN TO YOUR BODY- When you feel full, stop eating. It's as simple as that. Just save what you can for next time.

5. DON'T BELIEVE THE (LOW-FAT) HYPE!- Low- fat doesn't neccesarily mean 'low-fat'; it caould be loaded with dyes and added sweeteners.

6. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THOSE FAD DIETS- The only thing that will slim down is your wallet.
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by Shawn B. February 6, 2006
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Burnination

To inflict destruction upon something/someone, especially by burning
them/it. Burnination can be caused by a Trogdor's wrath, a few too many firebombs, or an overexcited Fire-type Pokemon (especially one that knows Fire Blast or Flamethrower).
...and so, FiFi the rogue Flareon laid burnination upon the desktop of Ima Jerkoff. For want of thirty minutes to do his homework upstairs, Jerkoff lost his actual homework assigment-a ten page essay on Isaac Asimov-and the respect of poor forgotten FiFi, who simply needed to empty her bladder.
by Shawn B. June 14, 2003
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Hateration

The act or process of hating on someone/something.
Stop the hateration because it will get you nowhere.
by Shawn B. March 29, 2003
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