Shawn B.'s definitions

J.M

Smart, cute, well-groomed, polite.... essentially the perfect guy to go with.

J.M > Nick Carter

by Shawn B. May 20, 2003

Mad cow

A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.

When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.

by Shawn B. May 3, 2003

Explodingdog.com

An art site that proves stick figures DO count as art. One of the coolest sites that ever had anything to do with stick figures.

I go to explodingdog.com every day to see if they have new pics up.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

paradox

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

parakeet

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.

Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Chist

Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.

1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!

by Shawn B. May 6, 2003

SD Gundam

One of the best things to hit Cartoon Network's Toonami block in quite a while... they could have used more of the other series' Gundams, though.

SD Gundam runs circles around Totally Spies!

by Shawn B. October 1, 2003