Shawn B.'s definitions

Eminem Complex

The absolute opposite of the Oepidus Complex, when one is sick of the parent of the opposite gender.

Josie can't stand her father; she says he's a disgusting hick.

by Shawn B. November 4, 2003

y-fronts

Typical guys' underwear. There's and opening at the open end of the 'y'.

Last Halloween Roscoe stuck some dingy y-fronts on top of his head and ran down the street shouting,"Pwip!"

by Shawn B. September 13, 2003

SD Gundam

One of the best things to hit Cartoon Network's Toonami block in quite a while... they could have used more of the other series' Gundams, though.

SD Gundam runs circles around Totally Spies!

by Shawn B. October 1, 2003

to run circles around something

When something is better than something else.

Philly cheesesteaks run circles around prunes and stale bread.

by Shawn B. November 23, 2003

idiotspeak

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.

Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle
ur
shorty
bizatch
holidae inn
right thurr (?)
nizzle
anything with -izzle on the end
dimebag
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
whoady
finna
fin to
we be
I is
you is

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

Horsea

A cute little blue seahorse Pokemon that evolves into Seadra at level 32. According to RatchetBoo, Horsea and Yang Lee share a strong resemblance.

Cute Widdle Horsea- horsea horsea horsea..sea horsea.

Yang- No, I'm not your daddy...or your mommy. Quit bothering me.

Cute Widdle Horsea- Horseeaaa...horsea?

Yang- No, those big puppy-dog eyes won't work on me...why don't you go swim in the toilet or something?

by Shawn B. May 29, 2003

parakeet

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.

Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003