Shawn B.'s definitions

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Chist

Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.

1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!

by Shawn B. May 6, 2003

parakeet

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.

Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Horsea

A cute little blue seahorse Pokemon that evolves into Seadra at level 32. According to RatchetBoo, Horsea and Yang Lee share a strong resemblance.

Cute Widdle Horsea- horsea horsea horsea..sea horsea.

Yang- No, I'm not your daddy...or your mommy. Quit bothering me.

Cute Widdle Horsea- Horseeaaa...horsea?

Yang- No, those big puppy-dog eyes won't work on me...why don't you go swim in the toilet or something?

by Shawn B. May 29, 2003

idiotspeak

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.

Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle
ur
shorty
bizatch
holidae inn
right thurr (?)
nizzle
anything with -izzle on the end
dimebag
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
whoady
finna
fin to
we be
I is
you is

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

Cerebral Poison

Disney channel.

Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Sol-Badguy

The hot pec dude from the Guilty Gear series.

I like Sol just as much as RatchetBoo like Hayato Kanzaki

by Shawn B. June 11, 2003