Shawn B.'s definitions

kidz bop

The soccer mom's attempt to make most of today's music suitable for young children. This leads to butchering good songs or making crappy ones even worse. These travesties of music are commonly advertised on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon and are sold on CDs and tapes to unwitting customers.

No one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won't kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

bit your quitching

A less offensive way to tell someone to stop whining like a titty-baby. To be more offensive, switch the 'qu' and the 'b' around....

Whiner-wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You- Bit your quitching, you're starting to get on my nerves!

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

Fujiko

The only woman in Lupin's gang. She seems to be the jack of all trades of Lupin the 3rd; she is always either planning the next heist or out getting supplies. Fujiko also tends to seduce men into doing whatever she wants them to do.

Fujiko = pimpalicious incarnate!!

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

Lupin

The star of Lupin the 3rd; he is the clever master thief of the group who acts like a cross between Master Rochi on DBZ and a hyperactive toddler who has eaten 1789 times his weight in sugar. He is always one step away from getting caught, but is clever enough to think up strategies to keep him from being Bib Joe's prison wife.

Somebody give Lupin some Ritalin; he's swinging from the chandeliers again!!!!

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

Zenigata

The old detective who is infatuated with trying to catch Lupin on the anime.

Zenigata > TTHS Security Guard

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

wannabe patriotism

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

by Shawn B. June 7, 2003

freedom fries

An example of the widespread stupidity spread by wannabe patriotism, or as someone else mentioned (I forgot your name, but you made a terrific point!), Bush's childish revenge upon France for not helping us fight.

What kind of an idiot eats freedom fries? I'd prefer french fries, like a SANE person. I love my country, but crap, you people are getting stupid.....

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003