Definitions by Shareeb4Prez
ceiling darts
A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
ceiling darts by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014
Deutsch Bag
When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.
Deutsch Bag by Shareeb4Prez October 28, 2011
Winning
A phrase used by actor Charlie Sheen to describe a plethora of feelings and attitudes. Can be used for both expressing excitement and joy, or used to answer a question.
Example A
(Charlie Sheen receives a suprise)
Charlie Sheen: Winning!
Example B
Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: Psh. I'm bi-winning.
(Charlie Sheen receives a suprise)
Charlie Sheen: Winning!
Example B
Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: Psh. I'm bi-winning.
Winning by Shareeb4Prez March 18, 2011
Power Dump
Like a Power Nap, when you have no time to waste and squeeze out a turd as fast as possible. Unlike other suggestions, this dump is normally performed at work, often with the consumption of fast food.
Tom couldn't hold the prairie dog while closing the deal, so he lied to the customer about "blowing his nose" so he could take a power dump!
Power Dump by Shareeb4Prez February 28, 2011
ˈæm·brɔ
A link some guy created when referring to "tldr." The fact you have clicked on this link probably means you have seen all there is to see on the Internet. Go outside, get some exercise.
Bob: I clicked on ˈæm·brɔ
Steve: wow, I didn't know that was possible. You need to get a life
Steve: wow, I didn't know that was possible. You need to get a life
ˈæm·brɔ by Shareeb4Prez November 30, 2010
zenjiro
bradass87: yo sup any of u in greenville nc? my hookup got busted for $20k in smoke, desperate and lonely here
(meanwhile in pm)
thedudette: you see bradass? is he a narc?
victor: I think so. The ghetto slang looks suspicious.
thedudette: hmmm. looks like a zenjiro.
victor: Let's let him down easy so he doesn't troll us.
(meanwhile in pm)
thedudette: you see bradass? is he a narc?
victor: I think so. The ghetto slang looks suspicious.
thedudette: hmmm. looks like a zenjiro.
victor: Let's let him down easy so he doesn't troll us.
zenjiro by Shareeb4Prez July 28, 2010
Change Fiddler
Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.
Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.
Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.
Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.
Change Fiddler by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010