Shannon's definitions

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

skerred

scared.. afraid of somthin

i aint never skerred!!

by shannon October 3, 2003

bajingo

slang for vagina

by Shannon July 10, 2003

boss

Someone put in a managerial position. One in charge of employees.

Yo man, my boss totally fucking sucks I should kick his ass.

by shannon March 27, 2003

Crescent Fresh

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

by Shannon December 16, 2002

Wisconsin

The state where girls drink shit beer better than guys from any other state can drink water...and where we somehow make money exporting the beer we think is too shitty to drink to poor college students in Boston...and then the Wisconsin girls go drink it there!

We drink like we're from Wisconsin, we talk like we're from Jersey, and we fuck like rabbits.

by Shannon December 16, 2003

Lame

Stupid, retarded or something otherwise unable to grasp your respect.

That class was lamer than F.D.R.

by Shannon November 30, 2004