Shannon's definitions

HP-ness

The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.

Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.

After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.

by Shannon March 2, 2005

Chem- Unit

loss of chemistry book- $45
scientific calculator cuz you cant use a graphic- $11
m&ms for class lab- $2
passing chemistry never to see mrs. sternizke again

PRICELESS

Woot Woot

by shannon May 27, 2004

eve 6

3 hot guys who can jam it up baby...best band EVER

im going to have a huge orgy with the members (jon,max,tony) of eve 6.

by shannon April 2, 2004

Wisconsin

The state where girls drink shit beer better than guys from any other state can drink water...and where we somehow make money exporting the beer we think is too shitty to drink to poor college students in Boston...and then the Wisconsin girls go drink it there!

We drink like we're from Wisconsin, we talk like we're from Jersey, and we fuck like rabbits.

by Shannon December 16, 2003

Lame

Stupid, retarded or something otherwise unable to grasp your respect.

That class was lamer than F.D.R.

by Shannon November 30, 2004

crack whore

someone who will do anything and everything in order to get their CRACK!!

ashely u be the biggest crack whore. always tryin ta get sommmmee!

by shannon February 20, 2004

cunt cork

A friggin tampon
also see pussy plug

I needed some more cunt corks,so I went to Walgreens.

by shannon January 20, 2004