Shakesmear's definitions

Trubru

Yo best homie. BFF.

Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.

by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.

A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.

by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

resort injury

The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.

Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.

by Shakesmear May 17, 2022

slender tantrum

Extreme irritability caused by crash dieting and hypoglycemia.

Sheila had a slender tantrum at the office last Friday when she discovered someone had flipped her calendar to the appropriate month. Her supervisor provided her with juice and council.

by Shakesmear May 11, 2022