orgygomy

The Tetris-like positions participants need to assume to fit into a densely packed orgy.

Andy Dick’s last party was in such a small apartment I had to take the L position in the orgygomy.

by Shakesmear May 08, 2022

Grossmesser

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis

Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.

by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

courageous flatulence

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.

Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.

by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.

A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.

by Shakesmear May 13, 2022