Grossmesser

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis

Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.

by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

iwack

Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.

Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.

by Shakesmear July 18, 2022

resort injury

The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.

Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.

by Shakesmear May 17, 2022

slender tantrum

Extreme irritability caused by crash dieting and hypoglycemia.

Sheila had a slender tantrum at the office last Friday when she discovered someone had flipped her calendar to the appropriate month. Her supervisor provided her with juice and council.

by Shakesmear May 12, 2022