10 definitions by Sexy blonde chick
Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2015
Voluptuous lumps on a woman's chest, if they are big and bouncy ...well then you got the tool to seduce and man into whatever you want him to do
Girl: hey babe can you get me a smoothie
Guy: ugh do I have to
Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later
Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!
Guy: ugh do I have to
Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later
Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2015
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2015
When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2015
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2015
A female who is indenile or needs clarification on the fact that she loves vagina. Everybody's favorite line from fat amy in pitch perfect
* two girls making out in just bras and thongs rapidly touching eachother in the love zones *
Girl1: were not lesbians right?
Girl2: no way
OK LESBEHONEST
Girl1: were not lesbians right?
Girl2: no way
OK LESBEHONEST
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2015
Dude: DAYYYYYUM she so fine. I'd fuck dat pussy all day
Dude2: yeah man she so damn fuckable id fuck her dead
Dude2: yeah man she so damn fuckable id fuck her dead
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2015