36 definitions by Sean Brian Kirby

flipping

A term that thoroughbred jockeys use to describe the process by which they keep their weight down by sticking a finger in the back of their throat and regurgitating.

Jerry was always so weak from all that flipping he did.

by Sean Brian Kirby December 16, 2005

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 11, 2005

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 5, 2005

Kofi Annan

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.

Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 5, 2005

snooty

Snobbish, stuck-up.

That snooty bitch just looked askance at me!

by Sean Brian Kirby February 14, 2004

pushing the beans

Euphemistically, female masturbation.

He had her so frustrated after licking her neck 'cause he was too shy to kiss her, she had to go home and push the beans.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 21, 2004

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003