4 definitions by Scott Friday
After arguing tirelessly all day, my girlfriend and I decided to go into the bedroom and settle the matter using Fuck Fu.
by Scott Friday December 8, 2008
We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.
by Scott Friday December 10, 2008
The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.
by Scott Friday December 10, 2008
Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.
by Scott Friday December 10, 2008