Sandi68's definitions

one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

underling

Assistants to the big cheese in the office.

The underling's job is to fetch my coffee in the morning.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

empty set

1.The empty set is not the same thing as nothing; it is a set with nothing inside it. It's a mathmatical term.
2. The head of a stupid person.

Kevin is such an empty set. He's got nothing going on upstairs.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.

In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

celestial care unit

When you die after being in the hospital.

Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006