Sam Leisenring's definitions

Hoog

The space in between a woman's breasts, often where the penis goes when a tittyfuck occurs.

That shirt was so clear, I could see her hoog!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Nigger Joe's tar soap

Black soap fo' black faces!

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.

by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017

wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Bitch

1. The scientific word for a female dog. Not used a lot by the public.

2. Vulgar word for a woman. Usually describing a thot, prostitute, or a stripper.

3. When in an argument with anyone, the most common word to call someone.

1. This is a bitch, also referred to as a female dog.

2. That slutty girl is such a bitch.

3. You're a bitch, Johnny!

by Sam Leisenring April 3, 2015

Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Majestic flap flap

Term used by some people to describe a manta ray. Also the flabby stuff around a vagina.

"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!"

"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015