Saddam Hussein's definitions

tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

robson disease

A syndrome contracted by visitors to Vancouver who just hang out on one tourist street and spend shitloads of money in little boutiques.

My girlfriend got Robson disease. Now we have to sell the car to pay MasterCard back.

by Saddam Hussein May 8, 2003

relaxofy

Some twat at high school decided to use this cos I used to use chillax years ago... oh well he was a fuckin punk - means to put yourself in the state of relaxation.

You need to relaxofy yourself mah brotha

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003

beater

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.

Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine."
BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?"
Arsehole: "$30,000."
BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

freedom fries

Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.

Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003