13 definitions by Saddam Hussein

99

The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003

Cartoon Network

Home of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Cartoon Planet (featuring Space Ghost), the only two reasons to watch television.

Turn on Cartoon Network! Space Ghost is comin' on!

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 8, 2003

robson disease

A syndrome contracted by visitors to Vancouver who just hang out on one tourist street and spend shitloads of money in little boutiques.

My girlfriend got Robson disease. Now we have to sell the car to pay MasterCard back.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

latte

A coffee with milk, which costs 5 times as much as a coffee with milk.

Gimme a venti latte with extra foam! And is there any way you can charge me MORE money without giving me any more in return? You can?! GREAT!

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003

tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003