Saddam Hussein's definitions

freedom fries

Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.

Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

jumpoff

A crazy or insanely wild party

Yo let's hit up throw a jumpoff at the place tonight.

by Saddam Hussein September 22, 2005

99

The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

relaxofy

Some twat at high school decided to use this cos I used to use chillax years ago... oh well he was a fuckin punk - means to put yourself in the state of relaxation.

You need to relaxofy yourself mah brotha

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003

robson disease

A syndrome contracted by visitors to Vancouver who just hang out on one tourist street and spend shitloads of money in little boutiques.

My girlfriend got Robson disease. Now we have to sell the car to pay MasterCard back.

by Saddam Hussein May 8, 2003