STEVE's definitions

whore lure

male cologne or after shave, usually with a strong smell and put on liberally.

I'm gonna splash on some whore lure before I go out tonight.

by steve December 17, 2003

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 9, 2003

Magician

WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!

Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....

by Steve September 8, 2004

moose claw

A 'camel toe' on a slightly larger woman

Some like the camel toe, I go for moose claw.

by Steve April 30, 2004

Lock Down

a brotha or sista who significent other defines his or her where abouts; who controls their partners social activities.

Yo check it!, sista got Tyrese on mad lock down again this weekend, brotha won't be able to hang.

by Steve June 21, 2003

infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

by steve August 25, 2003

Horhay

A barbarian parody of the genre of science fantasy, created by Robert Lee Noogles. Horhay, the giant from northern Bavaria, wanders through the insane world of Toadsuck to find his destiny as King of Fools.

"Horhay's massive fist crashed down onto the dimunitive thief's pate, driving akelter his spine and fracturing his shaven skull."

by Steve March 15, 2004