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knuck

Master of awesomeness.

is this loli?

by Someone January 12, 2005

Nokia

A Finnish company specialising in communications equipment. Many people know Nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, DSL equipment, and cable TV components.

Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.

They sell more handsets than anyone else.

The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.

I have a Nokia ADSL modem.

And a Nokia cellphone.

by someone January 28, 2005

Gradyriffic

To be like Grady, the dumbest guy alive. Shoots Grady Beams from his Grady Armor.

"I am Grady, the Gradyriffic One!"

by Someone April 4, 2005

nothing forums

the BEST DAMN FORUM EVER.

Oh look here is a brilliant post on Nothing forums!

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

MTV

the worst channel on the planet that stands for music television, but dosent play music anymore

dont watch the channel

by someone February 23, 2005

carlosorn

A god-like computer programmer, sometimes even referred to as a computer saint. Nobody can actually achieve his level, it is the ultimate orgasmic state of programing envied by both newbies and expert.

I'm a good programmer, but nothing like Vorn.

by Someone March 10, 2004

Astaroth

Astaroth is the Twenty-ninth Spirit listed in the Goetia, who governs 40 Legions. He appears as a hurtful angel riding a dragonlike beast & carrying a viper in his right hand. Those who summon him need the Magical Ring to guard against Astaroth's breath. He gives true answers, knows of past, present & future events, can discover secrets, & can also describe the fall of himself & the other spirits. He also teaches liberal sciences.

Contrary to what many overweight and pathetic video game players may think, Soul Calibur did not invent the name Astaroth. Otherwise, there would be a copyright to it, like there is for "Necrid".

I would not like to meet Astaroth and his legions in a dark alley.

by Someone December 21, 2003