When a man is about to preform oral sexual pleasures on a woman, then out of nowhere that woman releases a quief or vaginal flatulance into the males face spraying him with hott air that reakes of sulfure and some what feels like a dragons breath.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 01, 2005
This is a simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.
Ted:I could never do anal sex with tammy my pen15 would be all covered with shit.
Ned:Thats why you give her a hot carl plus it saves you time,water,and soap.
Ned:Thats why you give her a hot carl plus it saves you time,water,and soap.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 01, 2005
An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.
Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005
dude i really need to do something about my foreskin its causing a massive jizz block in my urthera.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005
the sound of a scratchboard or turntables coming from a white boys mouth when trying to beatbox for others to enjoy
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 02, 2005
To have a massive erection which stands directly upward making it look as if there is a skyscraper in ones pants.May be easily spotted if one were to wear sweatpants.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 10, 2005
to make along story short its the gentlemen's way of saying:"Yo bitch lets fuck right now!"its also done very quickly and to make it an offical wham bam thank you mam never talk to the woman again in your live.
Sir Manchowder:so sanchez what did u and "lisa" do last night?
Sir Sanchez:oh just gave her a wham bam thank you mam thats all.
Sir Sanchez:oh just gave her a wham bam thank you mam thats all.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005