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Definitions by Russell Hell

Jimmy and I were playing GoldenEye 64 last night. He got to the RCP90 before I did, babysat it, and completely raped me.
RCP90 by Russell Hell November 22, 2009

Pour Decision 

Decisions made while drunk. They usually end poorly.

Made famous by the Real McKenzies song.
P1: "How did Billy end up in the hospital?"
P2: "He snuck into the panda exhibit at the zoo."
P1: "Why the hell did he do that?"
P2: "It was a pour decision."
Pour Decision by Russell Hell November 15, 2009

Rotten Rhyme

In lyrics or poetry, forcing a rhyme between two words that don't rhyme by mispronuncing one of the words so that it rhymes with the other.

Named for Johnny Rotten, lead singer of the Sex Pistols. In the song "Anarchy in the U.K.", the word 'anarchist', is mispronunced to rhyme with 'Antichrist'.
P1: Are you almost done writing those lyrics?

P2: I would be, but nothing rhymes with fucking 'orange'.

P1: Fuck it, just use a rotten rhyme.
Rotten Rhyme by Russell Hell October 4, 2009