Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Workabout

A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.

"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Shhminge

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.

"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Tugboat

The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.

"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Newbacca

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Murder She Scrote

When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.

"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Pin The Tail On Pacino

A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.

"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Jumbo Popcorn

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.

"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009