Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Flomance

The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.

"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Workabout

A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.

"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Murder She Scrote

When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.

"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Pin The Tail On Pacino

A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.

"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Shhminge

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.

"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Feariod

The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.

"She's a day late. I've been brown-bagging it every time but i've still got a touch of feariod."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Fu Man Ju

An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.

"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009