The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.
Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009
An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.
"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 10, 2009
A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.
"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009