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Fu Man Ju

An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.
"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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Whorebell

Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.
"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009
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Flomance

The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.
"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009
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Spilates

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.
"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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Ghostbustering

An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.
Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"

Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"

Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."

Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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Inspecther Gadget

The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".
"Danielle loves it when we play Inspecther Gadget on the subway."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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Shhminge

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.
"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009
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