Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Spilates

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.

"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Feariod

The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.

"She's a day late. I've been brown-bagging it every time but i've still got a touch of feariod."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Ghostbustering

An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.

Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"

Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"

Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."

Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Inspecther Gadget

The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".

"Danielle loves it when we play Inspecther Gadget on the subway."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Amazing Raceist

A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.

"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Thongle

A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.

"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009