Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Shhminge

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.

"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Fu Man Ju

An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.

"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Pin The Tail On Pacino

A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.

"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Murder She Scrote

When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.

"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Spilates

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.

"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Inspecther Gadget

The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".

"Danielle loves it when we play Inspecther Gadget on the subway."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Ghostbustering

An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.

Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"

Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"

Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."

Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009