24 definitions by Royal Cunninglinguist Society
The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.
Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009
The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.
"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.
"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.
Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"
Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"
Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."
Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"
Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"
Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."
Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009