Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Tugboat

The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.

"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Flomance

The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.

"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Amazing Raceist

A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.

"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Whood

An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.

"Charles says High Park isn't safe anymore but we know its still The Whood"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Locomotive

A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.

"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Thongle

A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.

"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Spilates

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.

"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009