Sif

(or 'Saf')An individual of South African nationality. Origin: due to the accent of such a person, pronouncing South Africa as "Sif Ifrika".

"I'm off on holiday to visit the Sifs"

by Ronny St Papps December 23, 2004

meinschaft

1. German word meaning 'community'.
2. The penis (as in 'my shaft'), especially a German one. Can have communal usage if one so desires.

"I stuck meinschaft into her beef-curtains"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

smoked fish

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005

eastside

1. The cultural melting pot of the east of England.

2. The cultural melting pot of the east of Bedfordshire.

3. The cultural melting pot of the east of Biggleswade.

4. Urban culture of the East Coast of the USA, As opposed to the westside.

"alrite buh, tha eastside be da best ennit mun!" - Greenfinger

by Ronny St Papps December 28, 2004

lag

urinating (used in the city of Dunton, Beds., England)

"I say old boy let's find a WC - I need a lag"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004