Ronny St Papps's definitions

meinschaft

1. German word meaning 'community'.
2. The penis (as in 'my shaft'), especially a German one. Can have communal usage if one so desires.

"I stuck meinschaft into her beef-curtains"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

Oxo cube

cannabis resin; due to the similarities in appearance with stock cubes.

person 1: "What's that in your pocket?"
person 2: "nuthin - just an oxo cube"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.

husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

by Ronny St Papps January 3, 2005

landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

lag

urinating (used in the city of Dunton, Beds., England)

"I say old boy let's find a WC - I need a lag"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

your highness

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.

person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004