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Definitions by Ronny St Papps

Middle East 

'urban' areas of Bedfordshire (e.g. Luton & Bedford). So called because of its position bordering The Midlands & East Anglia. The name also derives from the area's large population of people originating from Asia.
"No wonder they call this place 'The Middle East', it was like Baghdad when the BNP were campaigning!"
Middle East by Ronny St Papps September 27, 2005

Baghdadford 

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council
Baghdadford by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005

creamy muck muck

1. the act of covering other people with 'gunge' on the BBC's Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow.

2. semen

3. the act of covering other people with semen.
Dom: "It's really satisyfying extending my wand and spraying creamy muck muck all over the kiddies!"
creamy muck muck by Ronny St Papps February 4, 2005

lord of the rings 

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.
"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"

bushcraft 

1. survivalism. The ability to adapt and improvise in the wilderness.

2. The ability to adapt and improvise, using cunning, charm and wit to get into a woman's knickers.
"the way you flirted with that girl was pure bushcraft"
bushcraft by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005

Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow 

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.
husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

eastside 

1. The cultural melting pot of the east of England.

2. The cultural melting pot of the east of Bedfordshire.

3. The cultural melting pot of the east of Biggleswade.

4. Urban culture of the East Coast of the USA, As opposed to the westside.
"alrite buh, tha eastside be da best ennit mun!" - Greenfinger
eastside by Ronny St Papps December 28, 2004