Ronny St Papps's definitions

lag

urinating (used in the city of Dunton, Beds., England)

"I say old boy let's find a WC - I need a lag"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005

your highness

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.

person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

smoked fish

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

masturbativity

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004