Robert Sacamano's definitions

Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.

While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.

by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013

Vasian

A person of ambiguous ethnicity who looks vaguely Asian.

I'm not sure what Olivia Munn's racial make-up is. She looks "Vasian."

by Robert Sacamano September 27, 2012

Transience

An ESP like sixth sense where one is able to accurately determine if a dirty, lazy, poorly dressed individual is either a hipster or a transient.

Through "transience," Laura was able to determine that the disheveled gentleman in line at the coffee shop was in fact just a hipster, not a transient.

by Robert Sacamano November 6, 2013