Robert Sacamano's definitions

Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

Vasian

A person of ambiguous ethnicity who looks vaguely Asian.

I'm not sure what Olivia Munn's racial make-up is. She looks "Vasian."

by Robert Sacamano September 27, 2012

Transience

An ESP like sixth sense where one is able to accurately determine if a dirty, lazy, poorly dressed individual is either a hipster or a transient.

Through "transience," Laura was able to determine that the disheveled gentleman in line at the coffee shop was in fact just a hipster, not a transient.

by Robert Sacamano November 6, 2013