Definitions by Robert
inner gayness
What a guy has when he is not gay but he can distinct if a guy is attractive or not. Does NOT mean guy is gay.
inner gayness by ROBERT January 9, 2015
chubophile
someone who likes to room with topless fat people; different from a homochubophile who likes to room and have deviant thoughts about topless fat people.
when you're sharing a room at a conference to save your company $ and your roommate 'forgets' his tshirt and asks if its ok to prance around topless, exposing ample belly (even though he works out)...he wants to make sure you're not a chubophile or more nervously checks to make sure you're not a homochubophile
chubophile by robert June 13, 2007
Mitt
I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!
Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!
Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!
Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!
Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!
fleshy patch
Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
fleshy patch by Robert November 5, 2005