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Mitt

Mitt is when female pubic hair is growing out of control.
I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!

Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!

Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!
by Robert June 16, 2006
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DFK

Have you seen that new girl in class, she such a DFK
by Robert June 19, 2006
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fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!
by Robert November 5, 2005
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foxtion

Just like fiction, but it is television shows on Fox. Sex, murder, sex, wills, and more sex are commonly used.
Bob: Whats your favorite foxtion show?

Jan: It would have to be The OC
by Robert September 23, 2005
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abercrombie and fitch

A very fashionable store that sells like really nice cloths. Often critisized by poor ass bums who can not afford it or by people who decided they do not like it because their poor ass bum friend cannot afford it. Abercrombies store employes are also said to be all white and all of the people on the posters are said to be all white but that is not always true and the company must appeal to the people who buy it and more than 99.99% of them are white so everyone who has something to say about the store should like totally shut the fuck up.
A&F Person 1: OMG i Went to abercrombie and fitch and bought some really nice jeans a polo a jacket and flip flops for only $300!
A%F Person 2: That is like so cheap were they on clearance!
A&F Person 1: No I think there was a mistake when they charged me maybe I was only charged for one flip flop only!
A&F Person 2: But that is like really cheap for a flip flop. I paid about $1000 for a flip flop at some other store.
A&F Person 1:What were we talking about?
by Robert April 9, 2005
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Netscape

A browser that lost the browser wars to Internet Explorer long ago. The last version that wasn't over-commercialized was Netscape 4.6. The current version is 7.2, which is loaded down with a lot of AOL junk and advertizing. It is inferior to nearly all browsers on the market, except for Internet Explorer, which it is slightly better than

Firefox>Everything Else>Netscape>Internet Explorer Shells (avent, maxthon)>Internet Explorer
Did you check out the new Netscape Browser beta 8.0? I threw up when I saw the interface and now my computer is ruined.
by Robert April 10, 2005
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tops

yo did she give you tops?
by robert April 15, 2005
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