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Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?
by Roasted beans March 2, 2022
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R/bonersinpublic

I’ll give you the chance to take a wild guess about what this Subreddit is about.

You can’t figure it out?

It’s about boners in public you dumbass.
I just saved you the click of a lifetime by going to R/bonersinpublic.

Just remember these words;
If you have a boner on a train station, only a degenerate would think to post a picture of their penis to a specific Subreddit for Reddit karma.
by Roasted beans June 6, 2022
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Swagbuck-scrapper

A person (usually a middle-aged white woman) who’s retired, but still rely on swag-bucks to make ends meet. They’ll open E-mails and use Swag-bucks to make their money. On some occasions, they’ll be seen doing small-scale stockbroking.
“My grandmother’s such a swagbuck-scrapper, she spends most of her vacations answering surveys to pay for the expenses.”
by Roasted beans February 12, 2022
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Reverse Hyperbole

A simile that uses an antonym to describe the lacking quality that is presented.
An example of a reverse hyperbole: I’m sleep like I have insomnia.
by Roasted beans March 20, 2022
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emcnwjd

A random string of letters I randomly clicked to make a “word”.
Can I have a emcnwjd?
by Roasted beans June 19, 2023
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Xenowords

A word or phrase in another language that most english speakers know. These are the words or phrases that are sprinkled in a Disney movie about a culture that doesn’t speak English.
Some Xenowords include, but aren’t limited to: Sí, guten tag, Hola, amigo, adios
by Roasted beans March 14, 2022
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School Revolutionary

That one kid that argues the meaning of school’s importance, and what things should and shouldn’t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.
Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
by Roasted beans March 14, 2022
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