Definitions by Ricky Roma

hippie lettuce 

slang for pot, chronic, ganja, weed, the product, etc.

When we drove past the Phish concert, we caught a glimpse of about 12000 people in the parking lot burning the hippie lettuce.

hippie lettuce by ricky roma November 18, 2003

penguin

1. Mascot for Pittsburgh's hockey team
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)

1. Don't bother me. I'm watching the Penguin game tonight. I know Lemieux is out, but Fleury's playing tonight so they should win. At least we still don't have that bitch Jagr.
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"

penguin by ricky roma November 18, 2003

cooler 

synonym for jail

also clink, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

This kid I went to school with got thirty days in the cooler for fleeing the police while drunk

cooler by ricky roma November 18, 2003

clink 

jail

also cooler, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

Spending any time in the clink has to suck.

clink by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Iron City 

1. Nickname for the City of Pittburgh, due to its history with the production of iron, steel, and various other metals.

2. Brand name of a beer from Pittsburgh

3. Nickame for a jail. See also clink, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

We passed by the Iron City when we were on I-376 West

Guy1: What kegs did you get for this party?
Guy2: Iron City and Iron City Light
Guy1: What the fuck?
Guy2: You damn cheap ass, stop your bitchin'. It not like you kicked anything for it.
Guy1: True.
Guy2: Look at it this way: at least it's not Genessee, Natty Light, or even worse Budweiser.
Guy1: Budweiser. Uck.

Heheh, some fuck made headlines for forging 90k worth of bad checks. He's now doing 24 months at the Alleghany "Iron City".

Iron City by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Orenthal 

slang for someone who murders their ex.

Originated by Orenthal James Simpson (aka OJ, or the wordJuice/word) slicing and dicing his ex-wife and her boyfriend.

I picked up the paper today, and on the front page there was a story of some fucker who went Orenthal on his ex.

Looks like he'll be spending time in lockdown with Bubba as his new roommate.

Orenthal by ricky roma October 31, 2003

bird

having some sort of issues.

After talking with that ho last night, that girl got serious birds.

bird by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003