Ricky Roma's definitions

Deuce

(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat

(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

Fast And The Fuckheads

a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)

Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"

Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

we need to talk

what is usually said at the office before a long-winded speech by the boss. Is often followed by "Your services are no longer needed."

"Jack, we need to talk. Since profits are down by 12% and we are looking to downsize the corporation, I am going to have to tell you that your services are no longer needed. Go luck finding around job."

by ricky roma September 27, 2003

house

to take a severe beating from someone.

I called this dude a dirty cocksucker, so he got up in my face and housed me with a few lefts.

by ricky roma September 27, 2003

hova

those fuckers who knock on your door, asking you to convert your religion.

Those hovas were bangin' on my door again today. I told them to raise up and leave me the fuck alone.

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

Flash

wearing nothing under a coat, only to open it and show your junk to everyone.

Some shithead came to the party, opened his coat, and flashed everyone.

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

junk

1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"

1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003