Richie's definitions

minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.

I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.

by Richie December 11, 2003

PISS JUGS

Simply put, a piss jug is any large vessel that houses ones urine for safe transportation to a landfill site.

Rays piss jugs ended up congesting up one entire end of the sunnydale dump..........

by Richie June 11, 2006

meng

Descriptive noun. Corruption of mong, mongoloid; related to smegma; cognate of thingy.
1. Carries connotations of mental handicap.
For this meaning, meng is a precursor to ming, minger, q.v.
2. Smegma.
3. Cognate with thingy - effectively used as a pronounced grunt.

You stupid meng, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

by Richie December 11, 2003

scranton

i am from valleystream long island i lived in an townhouse with an alleyway the whole bit it was pretty urban then i moved to scranton the most backward stupid hick fukin place in the mothafukin world they are all wiggers or punks hicks the little fukin hicks think they are so fucking hard it histericle thank god i moved back to new york

people in scranton are hicks and the steamtown mall sucks n scranton is the 2nd safest city in america asshole

by richie January 1, 2005

scranton

guess what dumb motha fucker i heard it was the safest city from your news wnep and you think long island isnt new york you cocksucker at least long island has housing projects in hempstead freeport roosevelt and other areas where the fuck are scrantons and why is scranton almost 100 percent white long island has 150,000 black and 150,000 spanish ppl thats more than the whole fucking city times like 4
so ha you say scrantons bad

scranton is all wiggers

by richie April 21, 2005

fudginhopher

Used express sudden disappointment or pain.

Andy is playing miniture golf. He puts and barely misses the hole.

Andy: Fudginhopher!!

by Richie April 21, 2005