Richie's definitions

Bonobe

Bon-OH-be.

To want to be like U2 front man Bono. Much like a wannabe.

"Gary Lightbody (of Snow Patrol) is such a Bono wannabe..."
"... Bonobe."

by Richie April 4, 2008

minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

Hurensohn

"Hurensohn" is the German word for "Son of a bitch"

I hate you, fucking Hurensohn

by Richie December 9, 2003

sobig

A contraction of the phrase ' So extremely, unthinkable, gargantuianly, big '

His ego was sobig.

by Richie August 27, 2003

PISS JUGS

Simply put, a piss jug is any large vessel that houses ones urine for safe transportation to a landfill site.

Rays piss jugs ended up congesting up one entire end of the sunnydale dump..........

by Richie June 11, 2006

JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

by Richie January 14, 2004

fire

Something that is very new and enjoyable to listen too.

That new Sean Paul song is fire!

by Richie September 29, 2006