2 definitions by Ricardo Head

ratcliffe

A man who finds for his soulmate by searching for a woman of exact image to himself.

Dude, she looks just like you...don't go there, thats just Ratcliffe!

by Ricardo Head March 22, 2008

kemp

to enjoy ones sexual conquests only in ones head, and poorly attempt to fool others that these conquests are actually in reality

John: So, did you sleep with that dirtbag last night?
Chris: Erm, well, you know...(chuckle)
John: Well, did you?
Chris: Erm, well, yer, I spose so, well, erm...
John: Oh, dont be such a Kemp

by Ricardo Head March 22, 2008