10 definitions by Reverend Chaos
A small ornamental statue in the form of a 1940's Nazi soldier. It is placed in the lawn or garden for decoration. Very similiar to garden gnomes.
Some members of Mrs. Jackson's garden club found her Yard Nazi to be a colorful, yet offensive addition to her outdoor decor.
by Reverend Chaos January 3, 2004
1) The preamble to a serious conversation.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.
by Reverend Chaos January 14, 2004
*knock knock*
Entity at door: Hello, my name's Grim Reaper and I've come to take you...
Unshaven man wearing only his boxers: Oh, your that death guy right? Ok, just wait for a second while I get my shoes.
Entity at door: No
Entity at door: Hello, my name's Grim Reaper and I've come to take you...
Unshaven man wearing only his boxers: Oh, your that death guy right? Ok, just wait for a second while I get my shoes.
Entity at door: No
by Reverend Chaos September 4, 2003
Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. Seven acts of human nature. That fact supports the philosophically acceptable belief that said sins only become sin when largely overindulged in. Extreme overindulgence of which are the results of stupidity and can in fact lead to death.
Devotee: So you mean Father that I can do all those things as long as I think and use my head?
Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
by Reverend Chaos September 4, 2003
It should be a sin for people to be so blatantly ignorant that they lay blame on others for problems they've brought on themselves.
by Reverend Chaos September 3, 2003
Large scale battle between two opposing factions. Has existed since the development of tribal social systems before the beginning of recorded human history. Fact of life. Stems from the normal protective/survivalist human nature which emerges in those who are responsible to a cause.
by Reverend Chaos January 14, 2004
by Reverend Chaos January 5, 2004