The 3 parts of NY

There are 3 parts of NY state, here they are as simple as posible...

1) "The City" - Location: The 5 bouroghs - Whats There: Extremly urban, alot of history, and pretty dirty.

2) "Long Island" - Location: Anything on the island east of Queens. - Whats There: The further west you go, the more it looks like Queens, the more east you go, the more suburban it gets. Very clean and not much crime.

3) "Upstate" - Location: Anything north of the Bronx, weather it be 10 ft or 100 miles. - Whats There: Starts out urban/suburban above the Bronx. As you go north, it becomes extremly rural with farms, mountains, hill-billys, woodstock concerts, and nuclear testing sites.

Im not against any part of NY, ive lived in all 3 locations. Its all simply the truth...

by Reggaetonist December 09, 2004

copyright

Something that doesnt exist in China.

Will: Hey these new uptowns I ordered online are fake.

George: Where did u order them from??

Will: Beijing

George: Figures...

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004

paypal

An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.

It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?!
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.

by Reggaetonist December 19, 2004

Pimple

A mansion owned by a pimp. Similar to the one in 50-Cent's P.I.M.P. video.

I burned down the pimple.

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004

D.A.R.E.

A big bullshit program that takes up valuable schooltime. God gave us marijuana and sex, im damn sure im gonna use these gifts. If you are against sex and marijuana then that means you dont except god's gifts to you so you will just burn in hell.

Fuck Light Joker
Fuck the law
Fuck the police
Fuck D.A.R.E.
Drugs Are Really Exciting

by Reggaetonist November 05, 2004

Skin Colors

From lightest to darkest...


Albino: No pigment, very very pale.

White: The average Caucasion.

Yellow: The average Asian.

Olive: Mediterannean/Middle-Eastern/Latino, a light tan.

Brown: The average Mexican.

Black: The average Negro.

Burnt: A very dark Negro.
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Albino: Amy Lee
White: Britney Spears
Yellow: Lucy Liu
Olive: Jessica Alba
Brown: Jennifer Lopez
Black: Bill Cosby
Burnt: Mr. T

by Reggaetonist November 03, 2004

Grand Theft Auto

A game series created by rockstar games. The first and second GTA games are for playstation, dreamcast, and Gameboy Advance. The better of the series is GTA3 and later.

GTA3 takes place at Liberty City in 1997. Liberty City is New York in our world.

GTA4 takes place at Vice City in 1986. Vice City is Miami in our world.

GTA5 takes place at San Andreas in 1992. San Andreas is Los Angeles in our world.

In GTA 4 and 5, they named it "Vice City" and "San Andreas" instead of 4 and 5, I guess it sells better like that.

GTA6 comes out october 2005.
www.rockstargames.com

by Reggaetonist December 28, 2004