Reggaetonist's definitions

Religion

Fake shit made by man. What people dont understand is that humans dont have souls, humans are simply creatures that started out as bacteria. Over TRILLIONS (even more) of years bacteria has evolved, which is how our planet and people and trees and dirt and dogs ect are here today. Now you may ask, "then why is there religions", well, people need to be tricked into "being civilized and follow a set of rules, or else...". The "or else" part is usually going to hell. The rules/commandments usually concist of "No killing" "No sex before marrage" "No stealing" ect, and if the rules arent followed, they tell you that after you die, you will spent the rest of eternity in a scary forsaken place called HELL, and if you follow the rules, after you die you will spend the rest of eternity in a peacefull loving place called HEAVEN...not true, when the human body shuts down, thats it, youre in a dead sleep, blanked out forever.

Imagine how boring it must be to be dead.

by Reggaetonist December 1, 2004

Olive

A skin color somewhere between yellow and brown (italian, greek ect.)

Do olive people count as white people???

by Reggaetonist October 26, 2004

paypal

An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.

It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?!
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.

by Reggaetonist December 19, 2004

Sex and Weed

The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...

Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.

by Reggaetonist November 4, 2004

The 3 parts of NY

There are 3 parts of NY state, here they are as simple as posible...

1) "The City" - Location: The 5 bouroghs - Whats There: Extremly urban, alot of history, and pretty dirty.

2) "Long Island" - Location: Anything on the island east of Queens. - Whats There: The further west you go, the more it looks like Queens, the more east you go, the more suburban it gets. Very clean and not much crime.

3) "Upstate" - Location: Anything north of the Bronx, weather it be 10 ft or 100 miles. - Whats There: Starts out urban/suburban above the Bronx. As you go north, it becomes extremly rural with farms, mountains, hill-billys, woodstock concerts, and nuclear testing sites.

Im not against any part of NY, ive lived in all 3 locations. Its all simply the truth...

by Reggaetonist December 9, 2004

Pimple

A mansion owned by a pimp. Similar to the one in 50-Cent's P.I.M.P. video.

I burned down the pimple.

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004

Grand Theft Auto

A game series created by rockstar games. The first and second GTA games are for playstation, dreamcast, and Gameboy Advance. The better of the series is GTA3 and later.

GTA3 takes place at Liberty City in 1997. Liberty City is New York in our world.

GTA4 takes place at Vice City in 1986. Vice City is Miami in our world.

GTA5 takes place at San Andreas in 1992. San Andreas is Los Angeles in our world.

In GTA 4 and 5, they named it "Vice City" and "San Andreas" instead of 4 and 5, I guess it sells better like that.

GTA6 comes out october 2005.
www.rockstargames.com

by Reggaetonist December 28, 2004