Religion

Fake shit made by man. What people dont understand is that humans dont have souls, humans are simply creatures that started out as bacteria. Over TRILLIONS (even more) of years bacteria has evolved, which is how our planet and people and trees and dirt and dogs ect are here today. Now you may ask, "then why is there religions", well, people need to be tricked into "being civilized and follow a set of rules, or else...". The "or else" part is usually going to hell. The rules/commandments usually concist of "No killing" "No sex before marrage" "No stealing" ect, and if the rules arent followed, they tell you that after you die, you will spent the rest of eternity in a scary forsaken place called HELL, and if you follow the rules, after you die you will spend the rest of eternity in a peacefull loving place called HEAVEN...not true, when the human body shuts down, thats it, youre in a dead sleep, blanked out forever.
Imagine how boring it must be to be dead.
by Reggaetonist December 01, 2004
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The 3 parts of NY

There are 3 parts of NY state, here they are as simple as posible...

1) "The City" - Location: The 5 bouroghs - Whats There: Extremly urban, alot of history, and pretty dirty.

2) "Long Island" - Location: Anything on the island east of Queens. - Whats There: The further west you go, the more it looks like Queens, the more east you go, the more suburban it gets. Very clean and not much crime.

3) "Upstate" - Location: Anything north of the Bronx, weather it be 10 ft or 100 miles. - Whats There: Starts out urban/suburban above the Bronx. As you go north, it becomes extremly rural with farms, mountains, hill-billys, woodstock concerts, and nuclear testing sites.
Im not against any part of NY, ive lived in all 3 locations. Its all simply the truth...
by Reggaetonist December 10, 2004
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copyright

Will: Hey these new uptowns I ordered online are fake.

George: Where did u order them from??

Will: Beijing

George: Figures...
by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004
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Skin Colors

From lightest to darkest...


Albino: No pigment, very very pale.

White: The average Caucasion.

Yellow: The average Asian.

Olive: Mediterannean/Middle-Eastern/Latino, a light tan.

Brown: The average Mexican.

Black: The average Negro.

Burnt: A very dark Negro.
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Albino: Amy Lee
White: Britney Spears
Yellow: Lucy Liu
Olive: Jessica Alba
Brown: Jennifer Lopez
Black: Bill Cosby
Burnt: Mr. T
by Reggaetonist November 03, 2004
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Sex and Weed

The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...
Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.
by Reggaetonist November 05, 2004
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Grand Theft Auto

A game series created by rockstar games. The first and second GTA games are for playstation, dreamcast, and Gameboy Advance. The better of the series is GTA3 and later.

GTA3 takes place at Liberty City in 1997. Liberty City is New York in our world.

GTA4 takes place at Vice City in 1986. Vice City is Miami in our world.

GTA5 takes place at San Andreas in 1992. San Andreas is Los Angeles in our world.

In GTA 4 and 5, they named it "Vice City" and "San Andreas" instead of 4 and 5, I guess it sells better like that.
GTA6 comes out october 2005.
www.rockstargames.com
by Reggaetonist December 29, 2004
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D.A.R.E.

A big bullshit program that takes up valuable schooltime. God gave us marijuana and sex, im damn sure im gonna use these gifts. If you are against sex and marijuana then that means you dont except god's gifts to you so you will just burn in hell.
Fuck Light Joker
Fuck the law
Fuck the police
Fuck D.A.R.E.
Drugs Are Really Exciting
by Reggaetonist November 05, 2004
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