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Rachel Jackson

A nice Asian girl who has a great sense of humor. Always coming up with good ideas for memes and practical jokes.
I am friends with a Rachel Jackson.
by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020
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FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.
I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.
by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020
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Yeetzer

To yeet while expressing great enthusiasm.
Here ir comes, Dan! Yeetzer!
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Nobility

(Simplified Definition)
The rich people who used to control the populace. They were rich land owners who slowly lost power over a period of hundreds of years, especially in Europe.
The nobility have no place here in America!
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military
Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Toemultiplicationitis

A condition where toes start growing all over the bottom, and sometimes top, of the feet. This condition is curable by ingesting wasabi and rubbing it on the infected areas. If this condition persists, the toes will start to grow on the ankles, and in some rare cases, the hands.
Remember to drink lots of water and avoid calcium rich foods so Toemultiplicationitis does not get out of control.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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