Real_NoobToob's definitions

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Alexa

Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.

Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

National Christopher Day

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.

I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.

Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Doomscrolling

Searching for the most depressing, conspiracy ridden, fake news online articles just to see how far some people will go with their ideas and views.

My life has been so much better since I quit Doomscrolling all the time.

by Real_NoobToob June 10, 2020

Macbang

When you or others eat the projectiles fired from a Mac 10.

I did a Macbang on Roblox today to some unsuspecting players.

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Kuul

Cooler than cool; the ultimate coolness achievable.

Is Chris a cool dude? "No, he's a kuul dude."

by Real_NoobToob October 21, 2020