Real_NoobToob's definitions

Alexa

Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.

Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Thicc

1) Beautifully fat.
2) Fat in all the right places.

Girl, you thicc!

by Real_NoobToob August 5, 2021

Killophile

A person who loves killers; a person who finds being killed by a lover romantic.

So you want me to kill you? "Yes, I would find it so romantic, I am a killophile after all!"

by Real_NoobToob October 26, 2020

Jamar Memes

Jamar Memes is a growing meme page on Instagram that makes memes relating to Bob Jones University, college in general, anything clean and funny, and so on.

Jamar Memes will become bigger than Bobstool... Just you wait.

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Libertarianism

The belief in letting others do what you deem to be wrong as long as it doesn't infringe on you.

NoobToob adheres to Libertarianism.

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020