Definitions by Ready-Liver

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair 

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair by ready-liver August 3, 2010

Texas 

The place in the world where everything's bigger.

I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.

Texas by Ready-Liver November 7, 2009

Smoking Balls 

To do something outrageous

Jimmy flipped three thousand times in one jump, he was really smoking balls.

Smoking Balls by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Penicorn 

The magical horse with a penis on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.

Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.

Penicorn by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.

"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"

Trigger Finger by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Dragon 

Slang (both in pronunciation and spelling) for the word dragging.

Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?

Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.

Guy 1: Dayum mang.

Dragon by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009

Pazzazzed 

The 'cool' way of saying possessed.

Father: Is my daughter ok?

Priest: Yo, seems she's a lil pazzazzed!

Pazzazzed by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009