Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

by Razukin December 01, 2002

fuckload

(n.) 1. A whole fucking lot.

"I got a fuckload of money from winning the lottery."

by Razukin December 01, 2002

reckanize

(v.) 1. To acknowledge recognition of someone known. (exp.) 2. Said when a familiar person is seen to greet them or to exercise superiority.

"He reckanized her." "HEY, BROTHA! RECKANIZE!" "HA! I ownz0r J00! RECKANIZE!"

by Razukin December 01, 2002

welfare

(n.) 1. Current state of health. 2. What poor people get, and why they have new Nike shoes every day.

"Having Welfare is sweet!" "The welfare of the company depends on these inflatable TV dinners!"

by Razukin December 01, 2002

FOGEDDABODDIT!

(exp., v.) The most common word of Profanese. It can:

a) tell someone to not worry about something
b) tell someone to forget about something
c) tell someone to stop talking
d) be a response to how you doin'?
e) be a response to you talkin' ta me?
f) comfort a distressed person

"Shit, my fucking kaah broke down!"
"FOGEDDABODDIT!"
"Tanks."

by Razukin December 01, 2002

lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 01, 2002

How YOU doin'?

(exp.) 1. A phrase, originating in New York, used as a combination greeting, response to itself, question of welfare, response to FOGEDDABODDIT!, and response to YOU TALKIN' TA ME?.

"'ey. How YOU doin'?" "How YOU doin'?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

by Razukin December 01, 2002