Razukin's definitions

welfare

(n.) 1. Current state of health. 2. What poor people get, and why they have new Nike shoes every day.

"Having Welfare is sweet!" "The welfare of the company depends on these inflatable TV dinners!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

tanks

(n.) 1. Profanese variation of "thanks". Used to express gratitude, very rare to hear from Profanese.

"Tanks."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

scientastic

(adj.) 1. Falling into the field of sciency 2. BS that sounds so true it may perceived as truth.

"His scientastic story excellently explained the origin of pirates."

by Razukin December 2, 2002

ownz0r

(v.) 1. To completely own. 2. To completely own at.

"I ownz0r j00! reckanize my talent!"
"I ownz0r this game!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

shithole

(n.) A really, really crappy place to live. No pun intended. Well, maybe sorta.

"I hate living in this shithole!" "Oh, you're from the United States of America too?"

by Razukin December 1, 2002