25 definitions by Razukin

everybody else

(n.) 1. You know. Those other people who aren't as unique as you.

"Man, they conform so much!" "Oh, you mean everybody else?" "Yeah!"

by Razukin December 2, 2002

conform

(n.) 1. To act like a human. 2. To not follow Dodge's advice.

"Why do you conform?" "becuz it izz kewl!"

by Razukin December 2, 2002

Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

by Razukin December 2, 2002

logic

(n.) 1. Forcing a cylindrical block through a square hole.

"I don't understand your logic!" "What do you mean? By collectively evaluating my facts, it's perfectly logical that Bill Clinton was a good president!"

by Razukin December 4, 2002

Jersey

It sucks living here.

"Haha! You live in Jersey!"

by Razukin December 2, 2002

lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 2, 2002

YOU TALKIN' TA ME?

(exp.) Used to express an interrogative of whether that guy IS talkin' ta you, or not. Comes from Profanese.

"YOU TALKIN' TA ME?" "Yeah, how YOU doin'?"

by Razukin December 2, 2002