Rankojin's definitions

Sin Stick

A cigarette. Often called this by those very pious people. Also see cancer stick.

We flushed your sin sticks down the toliet.
- The Simpsons

by Rankojin December 10, 2004

Batoosee

The dance Batman performs in the orginal 1966 Batman movie.

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batoosee?"
- Adam West, The Simpsons

by Rankojin February 13, 2005

Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.

1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?

by Rankojin August 9, 2004

Pure West

A way of bragging in a humorous manner about your physical appearance.

"Back in my day, we didn't need molded bodysuits. *taps at his chest* Pure...West."
- Adam West, The Simpsons

by Rankojin February 13, 2005

Thundercougarfalconbird

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.

Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

by Rankojin August 10, 2004

Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.

Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

the brig

A jail or prison on board a U.S. Navy or Coast Guard vessel.

Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny. Throw her in the brig.
Fry: We don't have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig."

by Rankojin September 8, 2004