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Definitions by Rankojin

Batoosee 

The dance Batman performs in the orginal 1966 Batman movie.
"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batoosee?"
- Adam West, The Simpsons
Batoosee by Rankojin February 13, 2005
A way of bragging in a humorous manner about your physical appearance.
"Back in my day, we didn't need molded bodysuits. *taps at his chest* Pure...West."
- Adam West, The Simpsons
Pure West by Rankojin February 13, 2005

Waffer Trash

Catholic girls who attend female Catholic schools, in turn being extremely aggressive toward males. Can be very skanked out. Waffer refers to communion. See Phil Hendries Show.
"So we have all these Poohbah skanked out waffer trash girls coming to our dances."
- RC Collinsworth, Phil Hendries Show
Waffer Trash by Rankojin December 17, 2004

Sin Stick 

A cigarette. Often called this by those very pious people. Also see cancer stick.
We flushed your sin sticks down the toliet.
- The Simpsons
Sin Stick by Rankojin December 10, 2004

the brig 

A jail or prison on board a U.S. Navy or Coast Guard vessel.
Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny. Throw her in the brig.
Fry: We don't have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig."
the brig by Rankojin September 8, 2004

Thundercougarfalconbird 

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.
Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

Hold the phone 

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.
1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?
Hold the phone by Rankojin August 9, 2004