Rankojin's definitions

Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.

1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?

by Rankojin August 9, 2004

Batoosee

The dance Batman performs in the orginal 1966 Batman movie.

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batoosee?"
- Adam West, The Simpsons

by Rankojin February 13, 2005

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

Sin Stick

A cigarette. Often called this by those very pious people. Also see cancer stick.

We flushed your sin sticks down the toliet.
- The Simpsons

by Rankojin December 10, 2004

Waffer Trash

Catholic girls who attend female Catholic schools, in turn being extremely aggressive toward males. Can be very skanked out. Waffer refers to communion. See Phil Hendries Show.

"So we have all these Poohbah skanked out waffer trash girls coming to our dances."
- RC Collinsworth, Phil Hendries Show

by Rankojin December 17, 2004

Neutrality

Having no strong feelings on something one way or another, being neutral. Made popular by the Futurama episode "Brannigan Begin Again."

"What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
- Zapp Brannigan

by Rankojin August 3, 2004

the brig

A jail or prison on board a U.S. Navy or Coast Guard vessel.

Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny. Throw her in the brig.
Fry: We don't have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig."

by Rankojin September 8, 2004