-Piss.
or
-Beer that is served the way it shouldn't (Cold).
Either one is disgusting and supposedly tastes bad going down.
See Cold One for the 2nd definition
or
-Beer that is served the way it shouldn't (Cold).
Either one is disgusting and supposedly tastes bad going down.
See Cold One for the 2nd definition
Lolololol suzie sed she wus thirsty soo i gav her a w4rm beer!
Man, I got served a warm beer after work, that ain't right.
Man, I got served a warm beer after work, that ain't right.
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
Get the warm beermug. A tv show on comedy central starring Carlos Mencia. Deny
it that the show isn't funny, but it is side splitting,
gut busting funny as hell. Fucking racist though. Face it,
if you live in America, racism lives in the media and the
culture. "MoM" (or rather carlos) faces the racism and
doesn't give a shit about what you think.
Granted,
although Carlos makes some good points in his show, there
are times when he screws up and is an asshole who isn't
even funny at times and is just an offensive prick (this
is usually when he just stands in front of his audience
and yakkety yaks). People hate him, and people who like
comedy that doesn't turn a blind eye to the ignorance of
all the different people in the US love him (except that
moment when they get dissed by him, then they love him
again when he's ragging on another minority/social
class/personality).
He disses people like the chinese and
right afterwards he says something in chinese. He speaks
against many types of mexicans humorously and he also
speaks mexican. He speaks out against idiots and idiotic
behavior and says how he hates people who aren't educated.
Thats because he is educated, and knows what the fuck he's
talking about, although he says stupid-ass things at
times, and because he pulls the race card on humor 90%
of the time, it seems like he is just a stupid, crass,
racist mexican comedian when he is in fact really an
educated crass racist mexican comedian. By hating "MoM"
for being racist, you are missing out on racial issues
that speaks the truth in the best way; by making fun of
it. BUT, like i said, he can be just plain stupid,
offensive for nothing, and an asshole prick. This is the
truth about "MoM." Feel free to thumbs down this now and
enjoy these samples from his show (stuff thats both good
and bad)
it that the show isn't funny, but it is side splitting,
gut busting funny as hell. Fucking racist though. Face it,
if you live in America, racism lives in the media and the
culture. "MoM" (or rather carlos) faces the racism and
doesn't give a shit about what you think.
Granted,
although Carlos makes some good points in his show, there
are times when he screws up and is an asshole who isn't
even funny at times and is just an offensive prick (this
is usually when he just stands in front of his audience
and yakkety yaks). People hate him, and people who like
comedy that doesn't turn a blind eye to the ignorance of
all the different people in the US love him (except that
moment when they get dissed by him, then they love him
again when he's ragging on another minority/social
class/personality).
He disses people like the chinese and
right afterwards he says something in chinese. He speaks
against many types of mexicans humorously and he also
speaks mexican. He speaks out against idiots and idiotic
behavior and says how he hates people who aren't educated.
Thats because he is educated, and knows what the fuck he's
talking about, although he says stupid-ass things at
times, and because he pulls the race card on humor 90%
of the time, it seems like he is just a stupid, crass,
racist mexican comedian when he is in fact really an
educated crass racist mexican comedian. By hating "MoM"
for being racist, you are missing out on racial issues
that speaks the truth in the best way; by making fun of
it. BUT, like i said, he can be just plain stupid,
offensive for nothing, and an asshole prick. This is the
truth about "MoM." Feel free to thumbs down this now and
enjoy these samples from his show (stuff thats both good
and bad)
Carlos: "In New Orleans(after Katrina), when white people don't have anything and need to take stuff to live, they are being needy. But, when black people in New Orleans after Katrina don't have anything and need to take stuff to live, it is referred to in the media as 'looting.' Hmmmmmmm."
(EXAGGERATED) "When white people drive too fast, they get a ticket. When BLACK people drive too fast...." (clip from helicopter cam *black guy runs on foot and is tackled by two pigs*)
(In a mexican restaurant skit)
*Carlos approaching a visibly chinese table of diners*
chinese person: We are celebrating Chinese New Year.
Carlos: WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING CHINESE NEW YEAR IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANTE!??!
Carlos: It's back to school season! For back to school, i present to you Bad Ass Back to School Gear! In today's world, smart people get alot of ass. But in school, smart people get alot of ass---kicking! For those nerds to survive school, i present to you the Bullet-proof Calculator! Besides solving your math needs, in it comes 10,000 volts of anti-bully electricity! And for nerds who can't afford this calculator, there is also the pepper spray loaded pimple! *Nerd gets attacked by a bully, shocks the bully with the calculator, then sprays him with his pimples, chases after the bully*
*Again in the mexican restaurant skit*
Female Hispanic Diner: Oh! I see virgin Mary in my tortilla!
Carlos: *In Sing-Song manner* "Foooorgive me if i sound crruudde, but why is it that all mexicans see virgin mary in their fooooood? White people don't see jesus when they're eating corn on the cob, and muslims don't see allah when eating shiss-kabob!"
*A mock UPS truck pulls up (on the side says UBS)*
Truck driver gets out, opens the back door.
A hispanic maid, servant, gardener, plumber come out the back.
BLACK SCREEN WITH THE RIPOFF UPS SYMBOL---REPLACED WITH "UBS" SYMBOL INSTEAD
United Beaner Service. Employing brown people to do the work YOU don't want to!
Carlos: I love America. I love how America does things. Here is an example. Lemme show you how our military racially profile! Lets see, do we have any military guys in the audience? You, you, you, you, hey you sir, what branch are you in? "The army." The army? ok. Lemme show you how our army works. They put white people in the airborne to jump outta planes. See, Black people and hispanics, we DON'T jump outta planes!!! No No! But for white people, it's the X-Games Bitch! YEah! EXTREME! WoohOO! Now, our tanks are the best. We take down 75 of the enemy's before they take out even one of ours. Do you know who are driving our tanks? Black people! What are tanks but super-sophisticated, hi-tech Drive-By Machines! Yeah Brothers! *carlos hi-fives a black audience guy* Now. We got bombs that can hit this itty-bitty target right here *points to the mic-holder* Do you know who is launching those accurate bombs? Asians Are! Mathetmathical precision baby! Yeah!
*In a talk-to-people-on-the-street thingy---topic is to speak whatever is on your mind about anything using a microphone.*
*starts*
Carlos on the street in public using megaphone: Don't ever give a beaner a megaphoone!
Carlos talking to an Indian guy: Hey, aren't you tired of people thinking you're muslim when you're hindu? Don't you hate it when they think you're a terrorist or something?
Hindu guy: Yes, of course, all the time!
Carlos: So you wanna speak your mind to all those ignorant people out there?
Hindu guy w/ megaphone in public: Attention everyone! I am NOT a TERRORIST! I am NOT a TERRORIST! *crowd draws, people stare but keep their distance*
Carlos talking to a black guy: Hey, i got an idea. I'll play an indian guy who works in a 7-11 and you speak to me what's on your mind about people like me.
Black guy: How come you won't let me put alot of cheese on my nachos whenever i buy them?
Carlos speaking with an indian accent: no no no! that cheese is for those nachos only! you're not supposed to put overflowing cheese to take home and put on your burger! no no!
Black guy: The sign says free cheese! when theres free cheese i put as much cheese as i want!
Carlos: Thats not how its supposed to be! that cheese is for nachos ONLY!
black guy: When i buy my nachos, i want all the cheese and chili that i want! The sign says free!
Some bad moments when carlos is an asshole:
-Carlos flips off a random white person after making a racially charged joke against white people being racist. The white person took it well and just smiled, but it was still unjustified.
-"Asians have small penises. Now, now, don't get mad at me. I'm not god. God created them, not me." *Note, this part was technically from Last Laugh 2005, but it involved that turd mencia, so it is included here.
-At the beginning of a street-talk- asking-people-thingy, the title of the thing is called "Ask Whitey." When carlos qued the street interviews with white people, it showed a screen that said "Ask Whitey" and it showed kkk members on it. Not all white people are racists asshole carlos. Not all asians have tiny penises you prick-shit. Get your act together and you will be respected more. I like you cause you're funny, but not for anything else it seems.
BOTTOM LINE: Mind of Mencia makes fun of all minorities, and unlike Dave Chappelle's Show, which is funny but mainly focused on black people, MoM includes everyone else, including...well, everyone else.
Mencia can be a faggot at times, but you will laugh. Don't deny it. His show is funny. One of the best to laugh to.
(EXAGGERATED) "When white people drive too fast, they get a ticket. When BLACK people drive too fast...." (clip from helicopter cam *black guy runs on foot and is tackled by two pigs*)
(In a mexican restaurant skit)
*Carlos approaching a visibly chinese table of diners*
chinese person: We are celebrating Chinese New Year.
Carlos: WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING CHINESE NEW YEAR IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANTE!??!
Carlos: It's back to school season! For back to school, i present to you Bad Ass Back to School Gear! In today's world, smart people get alot of ass. But in school, smart people get alot of ass---kicking! For those nerds to survive school, i present to you the Bullet-proof Calculator! Besides solving your math needs, in it comes 10,000 volts of anti-bully electricity! And for nerds who can't afford this calculator, there is also the pepper spray loaded pimple! *Nerd gets attacked by a bully, shocks the bully with the calculator, then sprays him with his pimples, chases after the bully*
*Again in the mexican restaurant skit*
Female Hispanic Diner: Oh! I see virgin Mary in my tortilla!
Carlos: *In Sing-Song manner* "Foooorgive me if i sound crruudde, but why is it that all mexicans see virgin mary in their fooooood? White people don't see jesus when they're eating corn on the cob, and muslims don't see allah when eating shiss-kabob!"
*A mock UPS truck pulls up (on the side says UBS)*
Truck driver gets out, opens the back door.
A hispanic maid, servant, gardener, plumber come out the back.
BLACK SCREEN WITH THE RIPOFF UPS SYMBOL---REPLACED WITH "UBS" SYMBOL INSTEAD
United Beaner Service. Employing brown people to do the work YOU don't want to!
Carlos: I love America. I love how America does things. Here is an example. Lemme show you how our military racially profile! Lets see, do we have any military guys in the audience? You, you, you, you, hey you sir, what branch are you in? "The army." The army? ok. Lemme show you how our army works. They put white people in the airborne to jump outta planes. See, Black people and hispanics, we DON'T jump outta planes!!! No No! But for white people, it's the X-Games Bitch! YEah! EXTREME! WoohOO! Now, our tanks are the best. We take down 75 of the enemy's before they take out even one of ours. Do you know who are driving our tanks? Black people! What are tanks but super-sophisticated, hi-tech Drive-By Machines! Yeah Brothers! *carlos hi-fives a black audience guy* Now. We got bombs that can hit this itty-bitty target right here *points to the mic-holder* Do you know who is launching those accurate bombs? Asians Are! Mathetmathical precision baby! Yeah!
*In a talk-to-people-on-the-street thingy---topic is to speak whatever is on your mind about anything using a microphone.*
*starts*
Carlos on the street in public using megaphone: Don't ever give a beaner a megaphoone!
Carlos talking to an Indian guy: Hey, aren't you tired of people thinking you're muslim when you're hindu? Don't you hate it when they think you're a terrorist or something?
Hindu guy: Yes, of course, all the time!
Carlos: So you wanna speak your mind to all those ignorant people out there?
Hindu guy w/ megaphone in public: Attention everyone! I am NOT a TERRORIST! I am NOT a TERRORIST! *crowd draws, people stare but keep their distance*
Carlos talking to a black guy: Hey, i got an idea. I'll play an indian guy who works in a 7-11 and you speak to me what's on your mind about people like me.
Black guy: How come you won't let me put alot of cheese on my nachos whenever i buy them?
Carlos speaking with an indian accent: no no no! that cheese is for those nachos only! you're not supposed to put overflowing cheese to take home and put on your burger! no no!
Black guy: The sign says free cheese! when theres free cheese i put as much cheese as i want!
Carlos: Thats not how its supposed to be! that cheese is for nachos ONLY!
black guy: When i buy my nachos, i want all the cheese and chili that i want! The sign says free!
Some bad moments when carlos is an asshole:
-Carlos flips off a random white person after making a racially charged joke against white people being racist. The white person took it well and just smiled, but it was still unjustified.
-"Asians have small penises. Now, now, don't get mad at me. I'm not god. God created them, not me." *Note, this part was technically from Last Laugh 2005, but it involved that turd mencia, so it is included here.
-At the beginning of a street-talk- asking-people-thingy, the title of the thing is called "Ask Whitey." When carlos qued the street interviews with white people, it showed a screen that said "Ask Whitey" and it showed kkk members on it. Not all white people are racists asshole carlos. Not all asians have tiny penises you prick-shit. Get your act together and you will be respected more. I like you cause you're funny, but not for anything else it seems.
BOTTOM LINE: Mind of Mencia makes fun of all minorities, and unlike Dave Chappelle's Show, which is funny but mainly focused on black people, MoM includes everyone else, including...well, everyone else.
Mencia can be a faggot at times, but you will laugh. Don't deny it. His show is funny. One of the best to laugh to.
by Ranger Elite July 26, 2008
Get the Mind of Menciamug. Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.
These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.
These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.
Counter-Strike: Commands at work
Round 1
-T rushes-
-T sees Ct at spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: wtf
Round 2
-T rushes spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: omfg
Round 3
-T buys awp-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: WTF GAY NOOB
Round 1
-T rushes-
-T sees Ct at spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: wtf
Round 2
-T rushes spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: omfg
Round 3
-T buys awp-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: WTF GAY NOOB
by Ranger Elite July 29, 2008
Get the commandmug. First of All:
Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.
Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.
Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.
Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.
String cheese is my kind of cheese!
White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness
Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger
White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness
Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
Get the string cheesemug. The telephone equivalent of spam.
The worst kind of salesman in the universe.
Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.
How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant
How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:
Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need
Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:
Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"
Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
The worst kind of salesman in the universe.
Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.
How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant
How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:
Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need
Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:
Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"
Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
Notorious telemarketers = Orange County Register, Phone survey groups, Magazine subscribers
All mentioned above, kiss my ass
All mentioned above, kiss my ass
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
Get the telemarketermug. WON already is replaced by Steam. Won stands for the World Opponent Network, which was the system that channeled multiplayer for half-life and all hl mods since hl was released up to the end of the summer of 2004, when WON was no longer in service and all multiplayer was transferred over to Steam.
I still remember WON to be more complicated than Steam, but it had its ups, like whenever something happened or something was typed, you would see it in console instantly,
and whenever you would join a server, it would show you the console screen and you could have something to read instead of a black screen with a loading bar that Steam gives you. You also didn't need to be logged into any program to access WON (I'm talking about you,STEAM) and although all your mods were not organized into a list, you could just access them from your desktop. Part of me still misses WON, but WHY?
I still remember WON to be more complicated than Steam, but it had its ups, like whenever something happened or something was typed, you would see it in console instantly,
and whenever you would join a server, it would show you the console screen and you could have something to read instead of a black screen with a loading bar that Steam gives you. You also didn't need to be logged into any program to access WON (I'm talking about you,STEAM) and although all your mods were not organized into a list, you could just access them from your desktop. Part of me still misses WON, but WHY?
September 04' : Some TFC server on WON...
Map: 2fort
guy1: Hey everyone, WON IS GONNA BE REPLACED BY STEAM<
guy2: Whaaaaat?
guy3: omg r u serial
guy4: NOOOOOOO MY CLAN, WE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR 2 YEARS
-everyone stops playing and is depressed-
Map: 2fort
guy1: Hey everyone, WON IS GONNA BE REPLACED BY STEAM<
guy2: Whaaaaat?
guy3: omg r u serial
guy4: NOOOOOOO MY CLAN, WE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR 2 YEARS
-everyone stops playing and is depressed-
by Ranger Elite July 28, 2008
Get the wonmug. An alternative way to say bitch in online games that censor swearing, such as in gunz and maplestory
In Gunz The Duel > Server1 > Lobby > Expert Channnel 1:
Snowyger: bitch
*gets censored*
Please do not use vulgar or profane language.
-ellbound: well dumbass, forgot that youd get censored huh bich?
Snowyger: bitch
*gets censored*
Please do not use vulgar or profane language.
-ellbound: well dumbass, forgot that youd get censored huh bich?
by Ranger Elite December 30, 2005
Get the bichmug.