Ranger Elite's definitions
by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008
Get the scrambled eggsmug. First of All:
Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.
Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.
Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.
Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.
String cheese is my kind of cheese!
White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness
Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger
White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness
Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
Get the string cheesemug. The telephone equivalent of spam.
The worst kind of salesman in the universe.
Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.
How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant
How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:
Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need
Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:
Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"
Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
The worst kind of salesman in the universe.
Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.
How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant
How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:
Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need
Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:
Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"
Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
Notorious telemarketers = Orange County Register, Phone survey groups, Magazine subscribers
All mentioned above, kiss my ass
All mentioned above, kiss my ass
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
Get the telemarketermug. As mentioned in another definition, a very braggy and pretentious person, overly prideful and arrogant. See egotist.
Also could be an insult to anyone; the definition of this other insult is totally unrelated to boasting or bragging. We all know what blow means.
Also could be an insult to anyone; the definition of this other insult is totally unrelated to boasting or bragging. We all know what blow means.
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
Get the blowhardmug. -Piss.
or
-Beer that is served the way it shouldn't (Cold).
Either one is disgusting and supposedly tastes bad going down.
See Cold One for the 2nd definition
or
-Beer that is served the way it shouldn't (Cold).
Either one is disgusting and supposedly tastes bad going down.
See Cold One for the 2nd definition
Lolololol suzie sed she wus thirsty soo i gav her a w4rm beer!
Man, I got served a warm beer after work, that ain't right.
Man, I got served a warm beer after work, that ain't right.
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
Get the warm beermug. Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.
These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.
These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.
Counter-Strike: Commands at work
Round 1
-T rushes-
-T sees Ct at spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: wtf
Round 2
-T rushes spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: omfg
Round 3
-T buys awp-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: WTF GAY NOOB
Round 1
-T rushes-
-T sees Ct at spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: wtf
Round 2
-T rushes spawn-
-T shoots at Ct-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: omfg
Round 3
-T buys awp-
-Player of Ct press k again-
-Ct dies immediately-
T: WTF GAY NOOB
by Ranger Elite July 29, 2008
Get the commandmug. A lane whore is a turdball who always zips into whichever lane gives them a little more space than the one they were originally in. Just like how a cock whore and a cock monster loves cock, a lane whore will do whatever it takes on the road for just 2 ft more of lane. You encounter these jerkoffs on the road, but, more frequently, on the freeway, where they are notoriously known for tailgating. Lane whores lack patience while driving, and in some cases, even a brain at all. A good way to deal with a lane whore is as follows:
-You are driving, and you notice an asswipe tailgating you (the lane whore)-
-Eventually, the bitch lane whore will pull into another lane that gives them more room (How fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gentitals are)-
-Whichever lane the LW pulled into will have another car which the LW will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-
-Provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane whore yourself just that once) when the LW is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the bumper of the car the LW would be tailgating in it's lane-
-If done well, you will have trapped the lane whore in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay bumper to bumper with the tailgated car in the LW's lane!-
-Eventually, the bitch lane whore will pull into another lane that gives them more room (How fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gentitals are)-
-Whichever lane the LW pulled into will have another car which the LW will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-
-Provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane whore yourself just that once) when the LW is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the bumper of the car the LW would be tailgating in it's lane-
-If done well, you will have trapped the lane whore in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay bumper to bumper with the tailgated car in the LW's lane!-
by Ranger Elite July 13, 2006
Get the lane whoremug.