Rach's definitions

Foofur

Total Moo Cow Bitch Queen of all HO's

She was a total "Foofur"

by Rach December 7, 2003

tuke

n.- the ugliest kid ever
adj.- extremely ugly

That girl is tuke!
that is the tukest kid i have ever seen.

by Rach January 21, 2005

scrubs

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. And is also known as a buster. Always talkin' about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrubs!

by Rach April 18, 2005

ville valo

i love him. although sexually questionable he is gorgeous, and no-one else has such an incredible voice. the best.
ville valo: sex on legs..with a hat

so gone with the sin my darling and beautifl you are

by rach May 8, 2004

Mattles

Pommie closet filth in denial. Loves ALL porn and goes through 9 rolls of cling wrap a week. Also has a HUGE cock

He has a real case of Mattles.

by Rach December 22, 2003

hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

by rach February 20, 2004

muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 7, 2005