RRCsteve's definitions

winning

Success in anything Charlie Sheen does.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

by RRCsteve March 22, 2011

no broski left behind

A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.

This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.

Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.

Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!

Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.

by RRCsteve March 8, 2009

DTHH

Down To Hold Hands. A derivative of DTF, except instead of the person being down to fuck, which usually implies that they are not looking for a long-term relationship, DTHH implies that the person is.

Andy: That girl looks like she's DTHH.

Steve: She definitely looks like relationship material to me, you should go for it.

by RRCsteve January 14, 2009

asian ranch

Alternative name for soy sauce, but with a slight hint of cultural insensitivity. This term is used when the food is perceived to be bland when it isn't. Asian ranch caters to those from regions of the world where palates are acclimated to being salt-inclined. When using this term, it is implied that it will be deployed liberally, by means of carpet bombing all the dishes with an aerial assault. Just like how ranch is a staple condiment of the United States of America, soy sauce is the stereotypical equivalent for regional Asian cuisine.

****At a Dim Sum Restaurant
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*

by RRCsteve October 31, 2017

Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.

Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

by RRCsteve December 6, 2007

cite your sources

To ask someone how they know something to verify the accuracy. This makes fun of educational institutions that force you to always cite sources when you write a paper, but used in something much less formal.

Hey dude, I found out that she totally digs you.

How? Cite your sources!

by RRCsteve March 8, 2009

j hammer

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.

Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!

by RRCsteve February 26, 2011