11 definitions by R@D
A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me
B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
by R@D October 27, 2020
Trigger. Noun. 1. A small device that releases a spring or catch and so sets off a mechanism, especially in order to fire a gun.
2. Something which causes debilitating flashbacks, intense emotional and physical reactions, and even hallucinations in individuals suffering from PTSD. These can sometimes require emergency medical response and hospitalization. Those suffering from PTSD generally get treated through CBT and DBT to better function in society and live more normal lives.
3. Tumblr's synonym for "Anger" and "Annoyance". Tumblr is a place where people pretend to suffer from PTSD and other mental disorders and then claim to be "triggered" by things such as free speech, responsibilities, criticism, and reality.
2. Something which causes debilitating flashbacks, intense emotional and physical reactions, and even hallucinations in individuals suffering from PTSD. These can sometimes require emergency medical response and hospitalization. Those suffering from PTSD generally get treated through CBT and DBT to better function in society and live more normal lives.
3. Tumblr's synonym for "Anger" and "Annoyance". Tumblr is a place where people pretend to suffer from PTSD and other mental disorders and then claim to be "triggered" by things such as free speech, responsibilities, criticism, and reality.
Hey Dave! Could you take a look at my rifle? The trigger is jamming and I am no good repairing things like that.
Our neighbor Bob is a veteran, so we respectfully decline to shoot any fireworks on July 4th. He watched several of his lifelong friends die and is partially deaf from an explosion. Hearing anything that sounds like bombardment is a trigger for the poor guy.
Anita was triggered by a post online about the health benefits of sex which only mentioned heterosexual and homosexual sex, making no reference to cross-species intercourse. Because xe considers xerself a badger-kin, xe felt discriminated against and decided to rant about it on Tumblr.
Our neighbor Bob is a veteran, so we respectfully decline to shoot any fireworks on July 4th. He watched several of his lifelong friends die and is partially deaf from an explosion. Hearing anything that sounds like bombardment is a trigger for the poor guy.
Anita was triggered by a post online about the health benefits of sex which only mentioned heterosexual and homosexual sex, making no reference to cross-species intercourse. Because xe considers xerself a badger-kin, xe felt discriminated against and decided to rant about it on Tumblr.
by R@D October 21, 2016
The penis of a man with extremely poor hygiene. It is named after the titan arum flower, also known as the corpse flower, whose proper species name (Amorphophallus titanum) roughly translates from Latin as "giant, misshapen penis) and whose odor resembles the smell of a rotting animal.
Synonyms include smelly dick, stinky cock, putrid phallus, and Nickelback.
Synonyms include smelly dick, stinky cock, putrid phallus, and Nickelback.
So how was your date with that guy you're seeing? Did you finally bang?
Oh god no. As soon as he pulled off his pants I could smell his titanarum. I puked in my mouth a little.
Oh god no. As soon as he pulled off his pants I could smell his titanarum. I puked in my mouth a little.
by R@D December 7, 2016
The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
by R@D October 21, 2016