Quido1's definitions

identity crisis

1. A psychological condition in which one is attempting to unify a subjective sense of self.
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).

I really don't know if Kodie is gay, metro sexual, or just going through an identity crisis.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

your gayness

A parody on the the phrase, your highness. Used in a friendly manner among gay friends.

Person 1: Dude, bring me back something to eat.

Person 2: Yea, sure, your gayness.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

too gay

Something that is over the top in gayness.

My sister wanted my to watch Danny Noriega sing on You Tube, but it was just too gay for me.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

boogie woman

Once married to the boogie man, but divorced and later had a violent custody battle for their only child, boogie boy. Both later totally dropped out of sight and no longer came in little boys' rooms, when the lights turned out. Sold their business to the cookie monster in 1998 for a reported 5.2 million. Boogie boy was disinherited after a short term gay relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but was soon dumped for Ben Affleck, and then hung himself in Jay Leno's garage (has yet to be discovered).

Hey man, be careful when you go home, don't let the boogie woman get you.

by Quido1 March 13, 2008