Quido1's definitions

boogie woman

Once married to the boogie man, but divorced and later had a violent custody battle for their only child, boogie boy. Both later totally dropped out of sight and no longer came in little boys' rooms, when the lights turned out. Sold their business to the cookie monster in 1998 for a reported 5.2 million. Boogie boy was disinherited after a short term gay relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but was soon dumped for Ben Affleck, and then hung himself in Jay Leno's garage (has yet to be discovered).

Hey man, be careful when you go home, don't let the boogie woman get you.

by Quido1 March 13, 2008

body surfer

A person who explores all body openings for sexual experiences.

Janelle says Bryan is the best body surfer she has ever been with.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

tween adult

Those persons between the age of 18 and 21. Legally, they don't exist, for they are neither a child, nor a fully matriculated adult. They can be drafted, they can go to jail as an adult, but they cannot check themselves into a hospital or drink alcohol.

Man, I hated being a tween and a teeny bopper, but now I am a tween adult and still can't do shit.

by Quido1 November 29, 2011

Big Brother sex

The idea that some one else controls, with who, when, where, how, you choose to have sex. Usually applied, to teens, religious affliations, military orginizations, power and control freaks, etc.

Man my friend is black, Jew, gay, and in the US Army; poor guy, he's got nobody he can love, very sad: yep he is caught by Big Brother sex.

by Quido1 August 15, 2009