Quentin's definitions

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

illy

A brand of coffee from Trieste, Italy.

"Illy has earned its reputation as the world's leading coffee authority"

by quentin July 19, 2003

dicky dunkin

Intercourse

When the weather's hot and sticky,
it ain't no time for dunkin' dicky.
When the frost is on the punkin',
THAT's the time for dicky dunkin'!

by Quentin July 31, 2003

vidiot

One who knows more about Laura Croft than they do about their job. See also video vegetable

"My son is such a vidiot that he's 25 years old and still is a Jimmy no star at McDonalds."

by Quentin August 1, 2003

whoregasm

Normally about $50 (US) extra if requested, $50 (US) less if real.

"She said the next time I'm in town it's a freebee, because I gave her a whoregasm."

by Quentin August 1, 2003

crack ass ho

A woman, void of any perceivable moral conduct or code, who feeds her crack habit by tossing her drug dealer's salad (i.e. eating his ass), and occasionally sells her body/ass for profit whilst intoxicated

Not only has that bitch Sally popped out four kids, but also she's one helluva crack ass ho.

by Quentin September 20, 2003