Quakeulf's definitions

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

Brollum

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

by Quakeulf September 28, 2009

puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.

She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/

by Quakeulf October 12, 2006

htmlol

"HyperText Markup Laughing OnLine"

No description needed. :3

john_doe42: how do i made webpage
me: You don't. It makes itself.
john_doe42: but how??
john_doe42: i bet yuo don't know html, it is teh best ftw
me: htmlol

by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

norge

Meaning the path north.

"So where do we go from here?"

"I`d say we go Norge!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

nyamo

Is what Tanizaki Yukari calls Kurosawa Minamo in Azumanga Daioh.

Oi, Nyamo!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004

oh ship

The "save" (like knee grows) when you are about to say something bad.

dude 1: I changed my MSN pic!
dude 2: OH SHI-
dude 1: oh what?
dude 2: oh ship! I meant ship, really I did!
dude 1: oh, ok.

by Quakeulf May 1, 2007