Quakeulf's definitions

mhzomg

"MegaHertz Oh My God"

A term used to show awe for fast computers.

p1mp: look at ma 4 jillion mhz quadruple intel amd setup
w0ar: WHOA :o
n4rc: MHZOMG!11

by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

negrofy

To turn something into something with negrotic features.

Someone who negrofies something is a negrofier.

This word, although not well known, is featured in the Japanese-English dictionary "Readers' Plus" by Kenkyuusha.

AfricanAnime used to negrofy anime characters for wallpaper usage.

by Quakeulf October 30, 2005

backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".

Dayum, that shit really backfired.

by Quakeulf October 30, 2005

peace through superior firepower

What some call the conservative take at world peace. It is better than the slogan "love and peace", but does not conform with the Bible's newer testament's "turn your other cheek" mentality.

Written on a label on a gatling gun:
"Peace through superior firepower"

by Quakeulf September 11, 2006

puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.

She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/

by Quakeulf October 12, 2006

negropolis

A city in which black people will naturally thrive in.

Equal (or indefinitely opposite) to "Metropolis", but it is very urban all in all.

"Some day Chicago will turn into a real negropolis."

by Quakeulf September 9, 2005