Quakeulf's definitions

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

4chan

Where yiff is growing every day.

Did you see the latest furry porn on /b/?

by Quakeulf May 6, 2004

a video game

The fun thing you play when trying to get the VHS to work.

If it's not working now, JVC is dead.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

megabutt

(noun) ultrabutt`s lesser cousin. If you are not quite the ultrabutt, you can still have a mighy megabutt.

Not related to any cartoon television show, yet.

Megazord! I give thee a profound taste of my megabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

spug

silent
public
uneasiness
gas

In the middle of a crowd jamal suddenly found himself with a bad case of the spug.

by Quakeulf July 26, 2009