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Definitions by Quakeulf

"MegaHertz Oh My God"

A term used to show awe for fast computers.
p1mp: look at ma 4 jillion mhz quadruple intel amd setup
w0ar: WHOA :o
n4rc: MHZOMG!11
mhzomg by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

vast left-wing conspiracy 

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.
Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

american humor 

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!
American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"
american humor by Quakeulf January 24, 2006
(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!
"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"
seamen by Quakeulf January 15, 2006
"So where do we go from here?"

"I`d say we go Norge!"
norge by Quakeulf January 15, 2006
Den Norske Bank

The Norwegian name for "The Norwegian Bank", which has been around longer than the genre of music.
I went to DNB last night to withdraw some money.
dnb by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

negroyeti 

The negroyeti is said to exist somewhere in Africa, though few people have actually seen it.
negroyeti by Quakeulf January 13, 2006