Purple Gurl's definitions

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015

Purplonian

An alien race with purple skin and numerous scalp tentacles. They come from Planet Purplonia. The Greenians forcibly colonized their planet.

"A Purplonian family moved in beside of me, and I love asking them about their homeland and their culture."

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

empurpling

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

Purplephobe

N - Person afraid of or bigoted against Purplonians and other people born with Purple skin.

The editors at Urban Dictionary are a bunch of purplephobes. They won't approve terms related to Purple-Americans.

by Purple Gurl April 20, 2011

screwiquette

N: The rules of politeness involving sex. That would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public sex, etc.

The nerve of that guy! He was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. He has no screwiquette whatsoever!

by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011

Kartrashian

Noun, Adj., It is a name for a family we are all sick of hearing about. It is a slur on Kardashian and refers to their antics, how they dress, and the fact they are race-traitors, sellouts, and sluts.

I am tired of hearing about the Kartrashians. I can't go to a checkout line without seeing a photo of Kim Kartrashian being a race traitor.

by Purple Gurl November 21, 2014

fuchsiative

Noun: Someone with purple or pink skin who is on the run from the police or other law enforcement agency.

Etymology: From fuchsia + fugitive.

My Purplonian neighbor must be a fuchsiative. Ever since the spaceship turned up missing, I haven't seen her anywhere, and someone said she was on Galaxy's Most Wanted.

by Purple Gurl April 24, 2011