Purple Gurl's definitions

girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.

Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."

by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011

deep space medicine

N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.

My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

Rape Gang

A close-knit group of people, usually men, who rape, attempt to rape, discuss plans to rape, or otherwise act sexually aggressive towards others without their consent. These people tend to believe that date rape is not possible, that no really means maybe, that sex with children, handicapped, or elderly persons is never rape, that not saying no is a way of saying yes, that getting someone too drunk/high to say no is not rape, etc.

Typical people who are prone to be rape gang members are football players, athletes, coaches, priests, police officers, hunters, inmates, and construction workers.

John started getting harassed by the local cops ever since he stood up to a prominent rape gang in town and refused to participate in their activities. Most of the men at work no longer speak to him either.

by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011

Purplephobe

N - Person afraid of or bigoted against Purplonians and other people born with Purple skin.

The editors at Urban Dictionary are a bunch of purplephobes. They won't approve terms related to Purple-Americans.

by Purple Gurl April 20, 2011

screwiquette

N: The rules of politeness involving sex. That would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public sex, etc.

The nerve of that guy! He was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. He has no screwiquette whatsoever!

by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011

Kartrashian

Noun, Adj., It is a name for a family we are all sick of hearing about. It is a slur on Kardashian and refers to their antics, how they dress, and the fact they are race-traitors, sellouts, and sluts.

I am tired of hearing about the Kartrashians. I can't go to a checkout line without seeing a photo of Kim Kartrashian being a race traitor.

by Purple Gurl November 21, 2014

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015