Purple Gurl's definitions

sodomony

N: The condition of being in a gay marriage.

From matrimony + sodomy.

If straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can't gays have unholy sodomony?

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

deep space medicine

N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.

My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

kleptomomnia

Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.

Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

boystick

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.

Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.

by Purple Gurl April 7, 2011

empurpling

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.

Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."

by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011