PsychoPuppyDad's definitions
Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.
Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?
I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.
I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.
by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010
Get the freezer divingmug. A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.
He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"
She: "Two minutes!"
<ten minutes of makeup application later>
He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
She: "Two minutes!"
<ten minutes of makeup application later>
He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010
Get the two minutesmug. The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.
For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.
by PsychoPuppyDad March 31, 2009
Get the bus numbermug. A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.
by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010
Get the Catholic Poopmug. Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014
Get the Yard Dandruffmug. Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.
My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.
by PsychoPuppyDad January 22, 2014
Get the Expensimentalmug. Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011
Get the fartriloquistmug.