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Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.
My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.
by PsychoPuppyDad January 22, 2014
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Get the no-sleeper mug.Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.
by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022
Get the Defensive Attendance mug.Bossywork is busywork specifically designed to make your boss look less ignorant about his job. It consists of producing pages of documentation to explain the obvious or prove negatives (the product didn't change, so we don't need new education.) Much of bossywork consists of building slide decks from portions of other slide decks, since no manager can be expected to read more than one deck per day.
I have to get this bossywork done before the design committee meets since my boss is the committee chair. Hopefully, after that, I can get some real work done.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011
Get the bossywork mug.Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)
by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009
Get the spousal unit mug.Express Love is the pain of having a crush on your regular FedEx or UPS driver, and ordering more and more stuff from the Internet just to get a glimpse of him (her).
by PsychoPuppyDad January 7, 2017
Get the express love mug.A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.
by PsychoPuppyDad December 6, 2015
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