Psycho Bitch's definitions

excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.

"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"

by psycho bitch February 25, 2004

karate

A Japanese martial art.With white belt being the lowest level and the black belt being the highest.

I went to karate ages ago but it was shit so i quit.

by psycho bitch February 26, 2004

definition

The meaning of a word you thick tosspots.

I am writing the definition of definition.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

violin

Like a little guitar with a bow. Sounds quite nice is it's played properly, but it's played wrong you feel like smacking the person whos playing it around the head.

Gareth was playing the violin and it sounded terrible, so I bust his nose.

by psycho bitch March 1, 2004

diary

A book that you can write all your thoughts and feelings in.
You can also write evil stuff about the people you hate.
People like to read other peoples' diaries.

My cousin went mad when she found out that I read her diary.

by psycho bitch March 13, 2004

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that has every letter in the alphabet on it.

No example.

by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004

american football

A really crap sport.American football is just like our rugby but them American wusses use padding and helmets because they are soft as shit and are too scared to get hurt.
And anyway, why is their sport called "football"? They don't even use their feet! Maybe they call it that because most Americans' IQs are below 30 and their tiny brains can't think of another name for their so-called "sport".

Americans are pansies.

by psycho bitch March 7, 2004