cockfucius

The Confucius of cock-related matters
Friend: He who hesitates, masturbates

Me: Good one, Cockfucius
by Princess MoMo June 14, 2020
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Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.
My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014
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quarantyranny

The tyrannical measures ordered by governments to quarantine healthy citizens
When will this 2020 quarantyranny end?
by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020
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coronasutra

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.
Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.
by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020
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Coronacoma

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus
We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights
by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020
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coronacaptivity

The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.
When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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thanks for the trash

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.
Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.
by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014
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