Coronacoma

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus

We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights

by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

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Karenazi

A compound word comprised of Karen and nazi.

Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.

The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.

I was minding my own business, walking into my building, but Karenazi demanded to see my ID proving I lived there. When I refused, she blocked the front door unless building security finally came out and asked her to move.

by Princess MoMo April 21, 2020

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Covideo Conference

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.

My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

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quarantopia

A dystopian society that emerged in 2020, in which mankind was relegated to shelter in place unless partaking in government-deemed essential activities.

The facade of freedom in America was so much better than this Quarantopia, in which we now live.

by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

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