Preston's definitions

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

by Preston November 17, 2004

Swasticafication

A term used by Adolf Hitler and company pertaining to the nazification of Germany. (see Nazification)

We got'sta stop the swastification guys.

by Preston November 17, 2004

non-violent

ADJ. without violence (exp. non-violent protest)

You can slap hippies all day for fun cause they are non-violent people.

by Preston January 4, 2004

Scribulous

A ghetto fabulous term for anything that is fancy, good, or outlandish.

This word is scribulous.

by Preston November 17, 2004

masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself

When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.

by Preston January 4, 2004

Taulanta

The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.

Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)

by Preston May 14, 2003

taulanta

the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...

"Dude! howd she died?" "she died from a Taulanta!!!"

by Preston May 15, 2003