Preston's definitions

gugma kita

used in closing letter

best regards or friends

by Preston October 12, 2004

mo fo

slang for " Mother Fucker '

by Preston November 7, 2002

masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself

When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.

by Preston January 4, 2004

Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004

taulanta

the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...

"Dude! howd she died?" "she died from a Taulanta!!!"

by Preston May 15, 2003

Taulanta

The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.

Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)

by Preston May 14, 2003

Scribulous

A ghetto fabulous term for anything that is fancy, good, or outlandish.

This word is scribulous.

by Preston November 17, 2004