Preston's definitions

Mealy Balls

Pertaining to the presance of foul odor emminating from the male sexual organ.

She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.

by Preston November 17, 2004

gergel

Specific to the sound of one who is gagging on the male sexual organ.

She gergeled on my dong.

by Preston November 17, 2004

taulanta

the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...

"Dude! howd she died?" "she died from a Taulanta!!!"

by Preston May 15, 2003

Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004

Taulanta

The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.

Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)

by Preston May 14, 2003

~_^

Basicly an anime/asian style wink. Cuter version of the -_^ wink.

OMG, you are so cute! *kisses* ~_^

by Preston March 8, 2005

gugma kita

used in closing letter

best regards or friends

by Preston October 12, 2004