PotatoChip's definitions

SMSer

A student who buys a mobile phone usually a Nokia, which is on a pre-paid plan, they also take their phones to school and never use them because these people never have any credit. They can only use their phone when there is a glitch in the network which causes free SMS messaging, at this time they spent all their time sending SMS's to other SMSers which wastes their battery so they can't read or receive all the messages their friends (SMSers) sent them. Most of the messages sent at this time blank messages which are sent to other SMSers to piss them off. Also the messages are written in internet language example, "Wat u doin Hav u sen n e 1 2da.” this language is altered and changed by all SMSer so that they can't understand each other. SMSers also send lots of money on shit overpriced cases and accessories such as phone lights with drain their batteries even more. These people are complete morons and think that having a phone means that they got a "life", but if you think spending your time sending blank messages is a "life" there is something seriously wrong with you.

SMSer: "Hey Bob there's free messaging".
Bob: "Put your phone on vibrate, shove it up your ass and get a friend with credit to SMS you!"

SMSer: "Hey Bob, look at my phone lights aren't they cool"
Bob: "Hold your phone with the lights on and stick your hand in a bucket of water."

SMSer: "I spent thirty bucks on my case and when I dropped my phone on my pillow it shattered and cracked my screen."

by PotatoChip May 24, 2003

gohuggafugger

I don't know what the fuck it means, it just sounds like "go hug a fucker". Probably used when you are drunk or under the influence and need a hug.

Mandy: "I think Joe, you've had a few to many beers".
Joe: "GOHUGGAFUGGA!!!"

by PotatoChip May 25, 2003

your mum

1. The person who gave birth to you. That is unless you: are a clone, a testube baby, a beaker baby, have homosexual parents.
2. An insult of the highest order that can be used for any comeback you can think of.

Bob: "You're a fag Bill, a FAG!"
Bill: "Your mum!"

by PotatoChip May 23, 2003

fhoshissdig

1. The bomb
2. Something or someone that you like who is great, awesome, wonderful, cool etc.

"That movie was the fhoshissdig!"

"She's the fhoshissdig!"

"That song is the fhoshissdig!"

by PotatoChip June 1, 2003

hotzohplot

A person of German descent that is a complete idiot.

"Deiter is an hotzohplot."

by PotatoChip May 17, 2003

Fucknut

1. A person who is so annoying and dumb that they can no longer be classed as an idiot and therefore a new level of idiot was created for them, the Fucknut.
2. A person who as shit for brains (that's if they lucky).
3. A person who was dropped from a tall building at birth.
4. Also see: Alex Glumac

"Fucking fucknut."
"Don't eat from the bin, YOU FUCKNUT."

by PotatoChip May 4, 2003

gaf

1. Another word for shit or fuck. Used when someone has done something stupid or as a comeback or as a general insult

"Go gaf yourself, bitch."

Ted: "Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale."
Bob: "GAF"

by PotatoChip May 17, 2003