Poster Nutbag's definitions

blue hair

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.

If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!

by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003

wall street journal

Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.

The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

ziggy

A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.

Nothing happened to Ziggy today.

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

cute

What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.

LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

The right to VOTE

This is something very special that gets dragged through the mud by young nihilist pessimists who think that their voices will never be heard, so instead they sit back, get high, and watch the ship go down convinced that they couldn't do anything about it.

I really hope that all the people flaming and chiding their country and political system are exercising their right to VOTE. Because if they aren't then they should be put to sleep so I don't have to listen to them complain.

by Poster Nutbag May 29, 2003