Poster Nutbag's definitions

PBR

what you would drink if you weren't such a pussy.

"What do you drink?"

"Heineken..."

"HEINEKEN !?! Fuck that shit....PABST BLUE RIBBON !!!!!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

no

HOw 90% of the idiots on this sight spell the word KNOW.

"Do you KNOW how to spell?"

"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."

by Poster Nutbag June 2, 2003

cute

What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.

LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

Mang

This is how Tony Montana says MAN, but in a comradery/get outta my face way.

ju tink I a communiss, Mang....uh?

ju tink I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh?

who da fuck u tink put dis togetta, uh?
ME, dass who, mang !!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"

by Poster Nutbag June 4, 2003

wall street journal

Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.

The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003