Poster Nutbag's definitions

fuckward

The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.

JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

FANTA

Makers of GREAT orange soda !!

Hoggy Wash !!!!

by Poster Nutbag June 24, 2003

grits

Grits are made from a virtually flavorless grain called HOMMINY (sp?). The blandness results in people dumping large amounts of butter and salt on them. It's really cheap and very popular in the south US.

...and I would have kissed Flo's grits any old day. YOWZA !!

by Poster Nutbag June 26, 2003

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

ziggy

A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.

Nothing happened to Ziggy today.

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

blue hair

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.

If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!

by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003

wall street journal

Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.

The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003