push up

What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003
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fuckward

The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.
JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!
by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003
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no

HOw 90% of the idiots on this sight spell the word KNOW.
"Do you KNOW how to spell?"

"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."
by Poster Nutbag June 02, 2003
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Mang

This is how Tony Montana says MAN, but in a comradery/get outta my face way.
ju tink I a communiss, Mang....uh?

ju tink I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh?

who da fuck u tink put dis togetta, uh?
ME, dass who, mang !!
by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003
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ziggy

A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.
by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003
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Stalactite

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.
"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"
by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003
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nub

The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.
Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.
by Poster Nutbag May 28, 2003
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