A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.
The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!
Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
by Pogoextreme July 04, 2018
by Pogoextreme June 01, 2023
A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 08, 2019
Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
by Pogoextreme June 02, 2022
Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.
by Pogoextreme November 08, 2021
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
by Pogoextreme February 03, 2021
The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021