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Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.
Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.
Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022
Get the Big Stupid Jellyfish mug.A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.
The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!
Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018
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Get the Morbiosity mug.The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021
Get the Pegging scale mug.When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection.
Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.
Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.
Kieran: Andy, look, Simon has a massive erection.
Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.
Kieran: what?
Andy: ... what?
Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.
Kieran: what?
Andy: ... what?
by Pogoextreme July 8, 2018
Get the Grown Zone mug.Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022
Get the Platty Joobs mug.In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
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