Pogoextreme's definitions

Tamagotchi effect

The term one uses when a person develops a strong emotional attachment towards a machine or a robot.

Jimmy was so upset when his furby died, he obviously was suffering from the tamagotchi effect.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2021

Luxy Tingle

Kind of like “Spidey Sense” but instead you’re sensing that someone, somewhere, usually in a group chat you’re in you haven’t checked it’s a little while, are talking dirty without you.

Simon: Yeah anyway, as I got to Wrecsam I went straight to - hold on my Luxy Tingle is going mad. I bet Rich and Andy are at it.

by Pogoextreme December 8, 2020

Big Stupid Jellyfish

Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.

Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.

Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.

by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.

Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*

by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019

Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.

Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.

by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018

Morbiosity

Morbid curiosity.

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

“Morbiosity”

by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021