Pogoextreme's definitions

Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.

Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*

by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019

Lifedance

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski

My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.

by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

genny lec

The general election. Coined in 2024 in the hopes that Rishi loses.

Can't wait to vote in the genny lec!
I'm voting for everyone that isn't Rishi. Or that Labor guy.

by Pogoextreme May 23, 2024

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

CootFloosh

Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.

Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*

by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018

Tamagotchi effect

The term one uses when a person develops a strong emotional attachment towards a machine or a robot.

Jimmy was so upset when his furby died, he obviously was suffering from the tamagotchi effect.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2021