Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 03, 2021

What the dish

“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.

Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!

Andy; oh yeah?

Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.

Andy; What the dish?

by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020

Lifedance

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski

My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.

by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 01, 2023

genny lec

The general election. Coined in 2024 in the hopes that Rishi loses.

Can't wait to vote in the genny lec!
I'm voting for everyone that isn't Rishi. Or that Labor guy.

by Pogoextreme May 23, 2024

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021